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A Toe Challenge....
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A Toe Challenge.... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
We have so many things to be sad and frustrated about these days....how about a humor challenge?....If it wasn't for something to make us laugh now and then, (you know, things we never see in the news anymore)..mostly death, war, destruction, serial killers, rape, missing kids etc., we'd all be depressed all the time.. I challenge you all to make Tuesday, 8/8/06 a humor day....make us laugh....there's always been a ton of talent on this site....so, forget about broken hearts and girlfriends walking out on you in the shoes that you bought, guys that dumped you or running around on you with some dumb blonde bombshell with store bought breasts....rushing to get kids to school or buy them supplies or clothes, never enough time for anything or to just sit back and laugh at something...so this is my challenge....make me laugh!!!! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hi Toe! Well this may not give you a belly laugh.. but I'll bet ya dollars to donuts it will put a smile on your face.  "Tiny Tot Thoughts" /pip/Forum95/HTML/002337.html BTW...great challenge!! |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Okay Toe Gave it a go Working on a sensitive laptop it poofed itself away that's what I get for trying to write in on THIS DAY ! I can 'almost' guarantee that TOMORROW you'll get one from me~ (Hey ... the one that disappeared was DARNED GOOD too !!) Argh !! *HUGLETS*  ~*Marge*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
It's TUESDAY !! /pip/Forum95/HTML/002381.html Here ya' go TOE~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Trillium
since 2001-03-09
Posts 12098Idaho, USA |
Dear Toerag: Here is a feeble effort! Pea Pods I am a pea who likes its pod. Now you may think me very odd, For it's crowded that is true, By other peas who dwell here too. However, we all get along. For each of us knows right from wrong. When we are plucked from off the vine And then invited in to dine, Our happiness is quite complete. We only grow, that you may eat! Have a funny day! Betty Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, no, Toe! I just posted my deepest, darkest, 'unfunnyest' poem ~ and then I read Marge's haha written in response to this challenge! Oh, well, perhaps I will post a bit of naughty angel hooomah, later on this week that will hopefully get your toe jammin' and tickle your bone of funny!  Loves 'n Laughs, Linda |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
humor day eh....!? great idea...you've tickled my smile bone at least, with this thread...i'll see what i can do to tickle your funny bone...  hugs, g "Home..is for free expression, not for good impression..." |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
My pen's so comfortable with dark, gloomy and general self pity... but for you, I'll try! *S* /pip/Forum95/HTML/002386.html |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
AND ... MissNan of the Pilgrimage variety posted this for you` /pip/Forum95/HTML/002383.html |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Make you laugh?? How easy is that? Just have to hold a mirror in front of ya  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
And then Mz DG fixed you up with this - /pip/Forum95/HTML/002387.html LOL ... and NO ... we will NOT have to resort to Balladeer as WalMart Special again, now will we ?? Oh ... that's right ... you didn't want to die laughing ...~  |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Now lets me see here Mr. ToeMan...Hummmmmmm! Well at work we have these folks that have to know your every move. I went up to this person who just had to know where I was. She had asked everyone. The girls said working like she always is a doin'. When I came back,from working in the computer room, they all had to tell on her with a laugh. So when I was about to go back to the computer room I said with a wicked laugh and grin. We'll call her Missy for safeties sake MINE.LOL I hooked an invisible chain to my belt and around her desk so she could yank when she wanted to know where I was. BUT...........................! I said "Please don't yank the chain when I am in the bathroom on the potty." Then as innocent as you please I walked away laughing and so was everyone else. Hugs BonBon  [This message has been edited by Bonnie j (08-08-2006 06:50 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Okay, okay! EA had to play! Here's my haha! "Ball & Toe" /pip/Forum95/HTML/002402.html This is a fun challenge! I am enjoying reading all the humorous poems written by our fun-loving fellow pipsters! Loves 'n Laughs, Linda Lou [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (08-08-2006 06:30 PM).] |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
I tried /pip/Forum95/HTML/002409.html |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Yuppir, a good plan. Here's my contribution to the cause: Like He Used To Do [This message has been edited by Larry C (08-09-2006 12:06 AM).] |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Here ya go....a true story of last night... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Toe~ You are getting your fair share of grins and giggles that you can wear not just on a Tuesday but each day of the week you'll laugh so hard you'll hardly seek to have us fill your days once more ... BUT, if you do .... well, that's what friends are for~ *Huglets* ~*MargeoftheGiggleBoxVariety*~ ~*The sound of a kiss is not as strong as that of a cannon, but it's echo endures much longer*~ |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Oops...forgot the link /pip/Forum95/HTML/002431.html |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Here we go again! Here's another one for you! "LJ 'n Bally 'n Toe 'n Me" /pip/Forum95/HTML/002428.html This is fun!  Lindy Lou |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Love it! Sorry i'm leight! Will get write on this thing! Yeppers, good idea! misce |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
You've all done a great job, and thanks for meeting the challenge...now if everyone will try to post something humorous or happy a little more often..it would bring a little joy to everyone that tried and all of us that read!!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
You've got a point toe! Or is that a pointed toe? Live to laugh, and laugh to live! Linda Lou |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
/pip/Forum96/HTML/000405.html -<>-~-<>-~-<>- |
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sweetcollege_girl Senior Member
since 1999-12-03
Posts 872just about where I want to be |
Today was the Worst day of my life I'm so bruised Even my bruise have bruises! About 5am, I get up, And bang myself on a table I then stumble to the kitchen And ready my husband for work After walking around In Wal-Mart all day I am tired and sore From all the walking I get home and one of The wal-mart bags beak Joy! More pain And more work! Again night falls Again I climb into bed Snuggly warm in my pajamas Then all of a sudden... I get bitten! Ever get bitten By a cat? Not recommended! But then again... What could you expect being a TOE?! |
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