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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams 
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If Some one would buy me I decided I would need A warning lable. Warning! Highly flamable May cause hearing damage Is not edible May implode under high pressures Donnot leave in below 10 degree weather May be a strong adhesive Donnot leave around food or beverages Donnot stick in microwave |
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wwzwlmd8 Member
since 2006-09-23
Posts 96San Diego,CA |
I don't get it it doesn't make any sence to me. write to me so I can understand more about it ok. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
JuJu, makes perfect sense to me...just some of the characteristics of a woman, perhaps even a man... Strong adhesive... Now that is a good one.... |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Made sense to me. In fact, I made up a bunch of labels and stuck them on some friends -- saving one for me, of course. Thank you. aziza |
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The Shadow in Blue Member
since 2006-05-18
Posts 493EL, Michigan |
So it was you who stole my ice cap.-menacing glare- Great idea to help bring out "the funny" Juju. Loved your warning, but are you completely sure about the microwave part  .~J. |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
Highly flamable (I get mad easy) May cause hearing damage (I talk alot) Is not edible (hehehe... no comment) May implode under high pressures (Don't deal with stress well) Donnot leave in below 10 degree weather (I don't like the cold) May be a strong adhesive (I like boys.. I like them alot.) Donnot leave around food or beverages (I eat alot) Donnot stick in microwave (um..Well This one is not so obviousMicrowavable foods and dishes are kind of easy care and use. I am not. I don't do quick fixes) -<>-~-<>-~-<>- |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
Thank you for all of your posts I do appreciate it alot -Juju -<>-~-<>-~-<>- |
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ManOfWolves28 Member
since 2005-12-21
Posts 83 |
I love warning labels. Something about them says "Common Sence" A waste of ink in most cases. Though I have to say this looks good. About like something I might write out of boredom. |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Juju With your first sentence it became all understandable, enjoyed. |
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MoonShadow Senior Member
since 2001-08-02
Posts 943Dark side of the Moon. |
Milady, I loved your candor, your wit and style. Obviously one should consult and be familiar with the owners' manual for such a complex and valuable artifact. Perhaps.... Highly flamable.... Keep at a sensual simmer until ready. May cause hearing damage... Unless countered with whispers of endearment. Is not edible... not totally consumed but subject to taste. May implode .. allow freedom of expression and frequent release. In temperatures below 10 degrees.. cuddle warmly. May be strong adhesive... if he is very fortunate. Don't leave near food or beverage.. unless prepared to energize an apetite frequently Not microwaveable... requires slow and gentle preparation. I hope you dont mind additions in hopes that it makes you smile. Write on as it was much enjoyed. MoonShadow |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
 cute |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
 loved this poem, and the responses.... great wit, humor, and a beautiful intellectual smile...if one cannot laugh at self, what else is there? Perfect morning read thank you |
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morbid Junior Member
since 2007-01-05
Posts 22Arkansas USA |
"Donnot stick in microwave" awe why not  -Maybe God didn't create us, Perhaps we created God. |
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