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LJ 'n Bally 'n Toe 'n Me . . . . In response to Toe's The Girl of His Dreams |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light 
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 LJ 'n Bally 'n Toe 'n Me ~ Linda L. Dowd ~ Yeppers, Sweet Toe, Ole Bally's the best. He's got hair on his back, And spots on his chest. Now, LJ's best lovin', Was done in the night. ~A seasoned tom-catter, He'd hiss, scratch, and bite. Jerry Springer has asked Big Bally and I, To guest on his show, So ratings could fly! I may be a heifer, And missin’ some teeth, But I’m the best cook, Of the innards of beef. I can gut little varmints, With the best of the men. And microwave cook ‘em, Hallelujah! Amen! I’ve got rashes and boils, All over the place, But God never made A more bute-a-full face! I have a wee secret, I’d like all to know, That I've got a hankerin’ For a redneck called Toe. Together we’d make, A couple divine ~ Drinkin’ moonshine ‘n whiskey ~‘n sassafrass wine. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
You are "sassy" you know??? laughing M |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Naked One ~ Yeppers! I'm a regular ole sassy frassy!  Loves 'n Laughs, Lindy Lou |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... Oh, my dear... challenge well met! *G* I don't understand why he's not racing down the highway to meet such a gal... maybe he's still watching Springer? LOL |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
Linda! You made me spew my drink all over the stinking monitor!!! LOL *makes a note not to drink and read anymore* ~*Sheli*~ By words the mind is winged |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
 this was an awesome story, thank you Linda |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Yup the boys couldn't be happier I'm sure! To dang funny.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
hmmmm! them hills ARE alive, huh, Lynda? Pesky critters, anyway.  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yes...a challenge well met....Now you and this are sweeter than rum snuff..... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Suthern One ~ Aw shuckums! I s'pose he prefers 'possum over awesome! Loveya Belle! Linda |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
divine chaos ~ Sheli, now you've caused me to spew moonshine all over mine!!! lol You're a pet! Loveya! Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Lee J ~ You look adorable there! ~ rolling all over the floor in gales of laughter! Hey, I hadn't realized that you were bald? Oh, well, yer still bute-a-ful!  Loves 'n hugs 'n smiles, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Larry See ~ Care to join us some moon shine night?!? lol Loveya! Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Klassy Karen ~ You crack me up, girl! lol Big hug-o-love coming your way! Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe Raggamuffin ~ Hmmm! Rum snuff you say?!? ~ Care for a drop (or is that a pinch?) or two?!? Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
   (giggles) Well Ah reckon he's runnin' for ya like a goose running through tall grass, yuk yuk! (does happy catfish catawampus) Let me make all y'alls some huckleberry lemonade tuh imbue the day, yay, this is soooooooo cute and hysterically hilarious, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Linda, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other" |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good morning, Noah! "soooooooo cute and hysterically hilarious" could apply to many of your funny bone ticklers as well! I'm looking forward to some of that huckleberry lemonade! Sounds mmm mmm good! Mind you, that scallawag Toe ain't no where in sight! It appears he's afraid to court a real woman! Perhaps if I had a curly tail he'd find me more appealin'! Suey! Have a great day down there in the bog! Keep yer mouth shut to keep out the flies 'n skeeters! Loveya! Lindy Lou |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
I love it! It's such a darling, funny story. Rae |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Just adorable! Glad I stopped in and didn't miss this. Take care now EA. |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
Oh, how I love your ablity to change from a saintly Angel to Daisy Mae. You are someone to admire! Thanks for the laugh. martyjo |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Good morning, Rae! Glad you enjoyed my tail! Oh, shucks. I never could spell rite. I mean "tayle". Loves 'n laughs, Lindy Lou  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Mysterious One ~ Well looky at what a chinook jest bloo in! I was beginin to think you got yerself swallowed by a wale! Glad you stopped by fer a giggle er too. Hugs 'n glugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
martyjo ~ Mornin' l'il darlin'! I've got more more personalities than Sybil and Eve put together!   I like ta surprise you! Warm hug of love fer such a sweeeet reply! Lindy Lou |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
You made me bust out laughing. I love it. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Lighthousebob Member Elite
since 2000-06-14
Posts 4725California |
Hallelujah! Amen! Big Smiles. -Bob |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Pilgrim ~ This moonshine mamma kin hear yer belly laugh alls the ways up here in Gaterville! Now don't go bustin' any gaskets, ya hear! Hugs 'n slugs, Lindy Lou |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Thank ya kindly, Brother Bob! Next time yer up around the bog, stop by the still for a sip of swill! Hugs 'n slugs, Lindy Lou |
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