Open Poetry #38 |
Like He Used To Do - Toerag's Challenge |
Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Like He Used To Do By Larry Chadwick Toe took his wife on a Golden Anniversary trip, Their destination reflected the success of both his marriage and career. And to celebrate that great day he took her out for some fine dining, “Toe” she said, “pull out the chair like you used to do, dear.” They could hardly wait to return to the hotel room, He could barely contain himself until the time was near. She looked longingly in his eyes and begged, “Embrace me like you used to do, dear.” Wanting more, she pleaded for a kiss, “Remember, like you used to do, dear.” By now he was getting fatigued, And quite distracted when she nibbled on his ear. But she had one more request, As she looked at him from beneath. “Bite me like you used to do.” So he left the room… to get his teeth. August 8, 2006 If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I broke into gales of laughter when I read the ending! I can picture the awkward scene all in my mind's eye! ~ and it ain't pretty! lol Linda |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Larry, you're a hoot! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
where is this challenge? the link? |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL good one |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
This'll do! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yo Larry....I can tell you where I got my teeth so you can enjoy something other than soup now?....Mine are "Equate" only $19.95 at Walmart...one size fits all.... Well done ya old coot..... |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Oh!My! LOL You are as bad as our ole ToeMan. Hugs BonBon |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
a perfect "funny" Larry M |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... at least he didn't hand her the teeth and tell her to enjoy while he took a snooze! LOL Enjoyed this! *S* |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
It's a good thing he didn't remove his hearing aid. At lease he was able to hear the request... Well done, Larry! Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write. |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Funny looks good on you, Larry! (certainly not like Toe's Equate teeth, I'm sure. LOL) Huggies, Ethel's Creations Ethel's Love Poetry |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ole Toerag always did have teeth like stars....that come out at night! Good work, Larry! |
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divine chaos Senior Member
since 2006-07-09
Posts 617dancing 'neath the moon |
lmao .. very cute I likes teeth ~*Sheli*~ By words the mind is winged |
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