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Open Poetry #39

Spandex Horror Show

TinaTrivett
Senior Member

since 2006-07-15

Posts 569

0 posted 2006-11-13 09:18 PM

I've checked the size more than once
And I swear I've got this right...
But no matter how I pull & tug
My girdles just too tight

The salesman swore that I would be
A hit at any dinner
But if I can't stretch this out an inch
I'm not getting any thinner

It fits up to a certain point
And then my legs give out
I fall upon the floor and then
I squirm & twist & shout

I paid a good steak dinner
For this spandex horror show
I'm putting on my sweat pants
Cause this girdles got to go

The Lady
Member Rara Avis

since 2005-12-26

Posts 7634
The Southwest

1 posted 2006-11-13 09:27 PM

oh Tina!
it's a delight

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

2 posted 2006-11-13 10:02 PM

LOL this is cute

TinaTrivett
Senior Member

since 2006-07-15

Posts 569

3 posted 2006-11-13 10:19 PM

Thanks

...oh & for the record, I don't wear a girdle...lol. Just being silly.

sewasham
Senior Member

since 2006-09-11

Posts 714
Oklahoma, USA

4 posted 2006-11-13 10:53 PM

Thanks for the chuckle, this is great. Take care and Have fun. Steve

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