Open Poetry #37 |
Flow on an old Ursury Rhyme |
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If I die before the dawn Will the interest be gone Will the debts I have built up Dream of when my waking cup Beckons me to heaven or hell Which brokers carries the spell Do I go for bricks and mortar Does the bank hold my soul Did I do What I oarta In my heart O'h spell untold Did I service my credit Did I pay unto my soul Was it identity I lost Or just the words I do behold Am I laid in pauper's paradise With my cards, cheques at my side Do they burn me in Government With Ministers At my side Did I launch the Church of England Did I make sure All ok Did I reckon On the Almighty To pay interest A better way Well I'm alright As spades clink And bury me below But I hear the bank's utterings To raise me to a throw But it's alright, it's alright My cards are in my teeth And the Guardian Of the netherhells Takes American Express Dave |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
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now this made me laugh out loud as I write out a check for something I shouldn't have bought long ago and still I am paying for it! three times over now, roll over little doggie and pretend... you didn't do it! |
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Bodger Senior Member
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It wasn't me It was my soul I am pure And in the whole I disappear Coins are bad Reminting when standards lack So with credit There I go Underneath To banker's hole Dave |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
like I said before in the words of Bart Simpson "I didn't do it!" chuckling here |
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It was just a energy emphasing plant that Bart worked at Hairstyles Free Dave |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Dang! Enjoyed this, made me giggle a bit. |
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Thanks Magnus I write a load of rubbish but some time I write something I feel like writing Dave |
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Debo Member
since 2006-04-18
Posts 321Texas U.S.A. |
Laughing in my coffin while they try to suck blood from this dying corpse Loved this cute poem... And the next time I shop I be sure to put it on credit.... Debo |
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Bodger Senior Member
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Thanks As long as it isn't mine Dave |
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