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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
If you've ever known a counterfeiter, You know of what I say, He put in my kitchen cabinets, In just that perfect way. Then I found the definition Of a "primate" just today, It's what a man does to his wife To take her credit card away Do you know what an eyedropper is? It's not what you might think. A clumsy opthamologist That trips on his own feet. A lady tried to buy A Plymouth Fury car She only wanted yellow To see it from afar. She only wanted yellow, The color of sweet corn Nothing else would suffice This color she adored She went to Hale's Dodge To buy a fury yellow Mr Hale was quite polite, (A friendly kind of fellow). She said: "I want a Plymouth Fury, colored like this ear of corn" He said that wasn't possible, "That color's not the norm." I guess that you could say When out the door she stormed, "Hale hath no Fury, Like a woman's corn." |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
 I can always count on you, Toe. You're just awesome.  serenity  toerag |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, my gawd! That was hill billy arious! Why can't men appreciate a woman's sense of logic!  You're in fine form this morn!  EA |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... And here I thought you were busy WORKING???? LOL Wonderful puns... I especially love the definition of primate!!! LOL |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Toe...you are TOO much!!!! ROTFL!! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Toe...How can you be funny, so early in the morning? ROFLOL......... |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
For gibberish it makes perfect sense to me! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Toe, you are amply qualified to teach gibber in high school! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehe |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
A little corny if you ask me...  |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Toerag, You are officially on my ouch list now! Do you know that I laughed so loud and so long that I stripped my vocal chords? I spose it was worth it! Grinning at you! miscee |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Came back to put this safely under lock and key for a rainy day, a day when I have my inhaler near! You had me choking at the end! miscee |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
YOu rock toe |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Man, and to think I stayed up for this? Good thing!  you nut! |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Hale boy. Whatsamadderwithu? There aint one jab at deer, or longjohn, or me, or, or... ah, ta hale with it. I'm FURYous! |
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