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Open Poetry #34

Worst Case Scenerio

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2005-02-04 08:43 AM

When confusion's running rampant, better mind your "Ps" and "Qs".
Leaves split participles dangling, so you better tie your shoes.
Don't know adjectives from adverbs but ad-lbs them anyway.
I'd advise you to seek shelter, most post haste, without delay.

Using nouns that are improper and some verbs that don't pertain,
malaprops and some misnomers from his badly addled brain.
He can scramble up a sentence like an omelette chef does eggs,
which would bring us to the question all this nonsense really begs.

Take a bull that's in a china shop and ask "What could be Worse?"
How 'bout moose that stumble blindly 'round the ol' garden of verse?

Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius

since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

1 posted 2005-02-04 08:45 AM

Absolutely delightful read sir! Enjoyed this.

Red Dreams
Member

since 2005-01-09

Posts 90
massachusetts

2 posted 2005-02-04 10:20 AM

what fun

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
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3 posted 2005-02-04 10:22 AM

this is cute

much enjoyed

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