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Becky and Me Do the Olympic Pee (dedicated to WhtDove)
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Becky and Me Do the Olympic Pee (dedicated to WhtDove) |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Most of you weren’t around then In the beginning of PiP the forum We were few and far between Two hundred of us made a quorum Becky always wrote of faith While I used other themes But somehow something clicked with us We became friends, strange as that seems We’d log on to this new internet Post poems for all to read Then we’d chat on ICQ With rather frightening speed We giggled about our addiction To PiP and the feedback here Missing an errant post or reply Was our biggest fear We shared our Olympic methods Of running to take a pee Halfway down the hall, pants down Ran my new friend Becky and me We roared with laughter with each tale Each bigger than the last How we’d race from computer and back Which of us could run that fast Time took it’s toll on both of us Members came and went Becky got a job you see To help with the bills and rent And now she needs her family At home and here on the ‘net She’s a fighter and won’t give up God’s not done with Becky yet She’s got a lot of poetry Stored in her heart of gold To share with us, her family, Until she’s very old She may write of a pink sweat suit Created for the Olympic Toilet Team We’d race view a poem’s reply To fulfill our poet’s dream It’s hard for Becky to smile these days But I know she will one day Until then, let’s cheer her up While we continue to pray ** This is true. I met Becky when she joined PiP and we'd 'chat' on ICQ for hours as we both surfed the forums. We were constantly refreshing our screen to see the replies to our poems and to reply to others. We laughed so hard one night as we talked about running to the bathroom, not wanting to miss anything. We decided we both could be Olympic Toilet Team members as we perfected the art of the undress and run, squat, pee and run back. Those are some of my happiest memories here. Please write something silly or humorous to make Becky smile.Smiling is good for her..and laughter IS the best medicine. Prayers are appreciated of course, but now let’s give Becky something to smile about!!! Please post any humorous poems dedicated to her in Open Forum.  Thank you... |
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EvocativeVerse2 Senior Member
since 2003-09-10
Posts 1279 |
ROFLMAO! This is so very funny. Loved it! Remember, if you're not part of the future, you're history! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I remember... I really DO...  ...Those were the days, my friends... |
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Mysteria 
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
I don't remember but you told me  and sometimes I wish the forums were small like that again.Boy when you get inspired, your muse comes out in a rage that is for sure and for a great reason! I will give it a shot and try to write something funny - heck why not a hospital story? Great story and even funnier as it is true! Olympic wizzers, now don't that beat all! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
ROFL..........sounds like my sister Enchantress and me. We have had to make record breaking dashes to the ladies room from our puters more than once! LOL. Enjoyed the write & smiles. hugs, Chris |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
I smile and feel the warm fuzzies of friendship and compasshion - and giggle at the images and humor - I have come to love it here on PIP and find so many true blue folks - I am glad I am able to share this space with other poets I hope all goes well for your friend - and this was a delightful gift Hugs - Susan If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . . |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Becky was among the first To welcome me to this fine roost. But bird, she's not Unless it's Dove White, so fair, and full of love. Funny, no, this poem is not. But it's what came to me, from heart. Get well soon, Becky. And, Sharon, this poem is too true. lol!!!! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
thanks for this history  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Of course, from those olympic trials sprung the ever revolving posts on which way to hang toilet paper, too... /pip/Forum29/HTML/000178.html Remember, Becky?  |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
this place is special and full of love nd inspiration a place to laugh to cry to recieve a hug when needed. my prayers will include becky and bless you and pip |
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Broken_Winged_Angel Senior Member
since 2000-04-06
Posts 994Small Town, Somewhere |
*laughs* First the poem, then the GREAT debate.. *laughs harder* Oh wow. Becky it seems your friends are here Still pulling for your return When you get back, this toilet dashing I swear I really must learn I have to wonder on your dashes Didn't you ever stumble or fall? Or get all tangled up in pants As you hobbled down the hall? Whats your advice on leaping over obstacles? Do you leap or jump or run around Or kick them outta the way And softly swear outloud? There's others things to learn as well What about negotiating around a lil pup? Well, not so small, but big enough To really trip me up So you see, please hurry back Safe and well and full of ease because THIS TOILET RACING sounds so fun And I'd really love you to teach me hope all is well with her. BWA |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Very funny Poet! And I hope Becky is well and back on her feet racing with you again soon. believe in what your heart feels... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
 thanky for the grins |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Sharon There is so much good spirit expressed in this story of friendship. I think of Becky every day and wish her well soon. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
here is my two cents worth....please do get well soon... The dash, the crash, the fall and slide as down the hall the two have flied. A hope to sit before the drip as they jump and merrily skip. Their team is there behind the bush pulling up panties o’er their tush. The toilet was down, did not drain and from that seat they must refrain. The bleachers were filled to the top in hopes that soon it all would stop. A poem was posted, gotta run... Gee, oh mighty, ain’t all this fun? And when the bell did finally ring to end the night of frantic pee they all did jump and run around winning the gold of tinkle and tee |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank you all for your replies. Becky's mom will print this out and read it to her!! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
See, Becky...what Nan said... "those" were the days... Well, heck gal...I think its about time you got off your duff and came back to get some of those days going again! You see, just because we got "bigger" doesn't mean that we can't have block parties and what-not. It's time enough for you to let those angels hanging around kick this "thing" into the heavens, so you can get back to having some fun with your friends. I KNOW it's hard...but you know what? If my brother can do it...you can too! Heck, you're younger and prettier than he is! Becky, my brother went home, finally. It's time for you to go home to your family, too. Listen up, gal... Or I'll have to sic Toerag on ya! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, I can see this toilet racing scene in 3D. Hang in there Becky, there are many rolls awaitin... |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
read this the other day when I didn't have much time.. came back to tell you how much this made me laugh... good times. "cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind" |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... You know you've been around a long, long time when you don't even have to follow the link to know what the toilet paper discussion was all about! LOL Those were indeed the days... I remember the rising panic... as the forums grew and I could no longer keep up with reading every single post... but... there are such great compensations... just look at the wonderful gathering of poets we have today! *S* But whatever our quantity, we'll never stop thinking of quality... and Becky is certainly that. *S* Thank you, Sharon... for this smiling memory... and for giving us all a chance to let Dovey know she's loved and missed. *S* |
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