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DavePage
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since 2003-12-21

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0 posted 2004-09-21 12:06 PM

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A rough translation of the words spoken and seldom heard after someone has left a dentist

Dentist did my teeth again
Injections to hide the pain
Now the jabs are wearing off
I feel like a fool
And I can't cough
Strain of hours on the seat
Now my face is looking sweet

Mystery on this world
Space travel have you heard
On my credit card to be
Why should NASA be funded by me

Future date well established
Now I am being re-enabled
As my dentist did explain
My teeth are rocketing
Back again

On my gums
A set of thoughts
Why is my credit rating
Nought

Translation at this point
Precise
Hand signals
Indicate
No vice

So I sacrifice myself
To thee
Thank God
I can
At last drink
Tea

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

1 posted 2004-09-21 12:16 PM

hehehhehe, next time try the laughing gas and hope it never wears off

very well written...thank you David

sim0riah
Member

since 2004-09-07

Posts 253
Wyoming USA

2 posted 2004-09-21 12:21 PM

Very nice indeed Makes me not want to go to the dentist tomorrow though

sim0riah

Only at night you can see the depth of the sun

Sim0riah

DavePage
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since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

3 posted 2004-09-21 12:26 PM

thanks Lee, thanks Sim

Piece of nonsense.

Pleased you like it.

Dave

MGROVES

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since 2004-02-01

Posts 3802
california

4 posted 2004-09-21 07:53 PM

thanks for the laugh

time prophet
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since 2003-07-30

Posts 371
In New Zealand Amongst the Ancient Trees

5 posted 2004-09-21 07:57 PM

Thanks Dave, you just reminded me to do something I have been putting off, or perhaps plain conveniently misplaced due to not wanting to. That was a great description, made me laugh.

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

6 posted 2004-09-21 08:46 PM

Don't chew on anything or you might eat your tongue. YUCK .....dentist is a bad word.
BonBon

DavePage
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since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

7 posted 2004-09-21 08:59 PM

MGROVES

It was a pleasure.

Dave

time prophet

Don't blame me - I dont insure Dentists.

Grunwithsds for the word.

Dave

Bonnie j

It does give me something to chew over.

Dave

Susan
Member Ascendant

since 2004-03-27

Posts 5104
walking the surreal

8 posted 2004-09-21 10:00 PM

Hehehehehe- thanks to you and my dentist for my smile

Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

9 posted 2004-09-22 09:52 AM

My dentist appointment was just last week... so I can definitely sympathize! *G* My question is... since they're already sending my mouth to the depths of hell... WHY must I be stuck in a chair that kills my back so that I limp for days? *G*

Enjoyed this! *S*

Margherita
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since 2003-02-08

Posts 22236
Eternity

10 posted 2004-09-22 11:53 AM

Dave, this is tragicomical .... I am postponing the appointment ..... (as long as it does not hurt of course ....... if it hurts I run!).

Love, Margherita

DavePage
Member Elite

since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

11 posted 2004-09-22 01:35 PM

Susan

Thanks.

Dave

suthern

I suppose the chair is so we can comtemplate our sins and practice walking again.

dave

Margherita

You have my admiration for being able to run, most of us are just grateful to have the use of mouth and limbs.

Take care

dave

Pilgrimage
Member Elite

since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

12 posted 2004-09-22 03:07 PM

I hate paying someone to hurt me. And this reminds me that they called and said I was due for a cleaning two weeks ago and I told them I'd call them back. Sigh.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

DavePage
Member Elite

since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

13 posted 2004-09-22 03:15 PM

You can at least pronouce the words

Dave

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

14 posted 2004-09-22 06:57 PM

enjoyed this Dave

DavePage
Member Elite

since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

15 posted 2004-09-22 07:07 PM

Thanks Passing

Dave

froggy
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since 2003-06-23

Posts 1893
Michigan

16 posted 2004-09-23 11:55 AM

Love it Dave.

:-)

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

17 posted 2004-09-23 05:37 PM

I have been very lucky, Dave

Have had very little trouble with my teeth over the years...but as one good dentist or oral surgeon told me, there is no excuse to have pain today when being worked on.

*s
M

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