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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2004-04-05 12:44 PM


I took a dating/mating questionnaire
and much to my surprise the data revealed
4,372.5 potential mates out there!!!
And I'm wondering how that could be?
What does this really mean?
Did I answer the Q's truthfully?
Did I say 'yes' too many times?
Am I just 'average' afterall?
LOL, and all along I thought
there was NO ONE out there for me.
And I was right, wasn't I?


*
mundane Monday madness  

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1 posted 2004-04-05 12:46 PM


you didn't have to pay for that, did you?
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2 posted 2004-04-05 12:47 PM


LOL, no, Dixie, I didn't really take one either, just wondering what might happen if I did take one of those silly things.

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3 posted 2004-04-05 01:39 PM


Kacy~
Oh ... just too, too cute~

Pssst ... wouldn't ya' just settle for ONE ?
Yeah ... I thought so~
*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost,
the spirit rejoices over what it has left.
- Sufi epigram <))><

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4 posted 2004-04-05 01:41 PM



Kacy, you're too cute!

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5 posted 2004-04-06 01:32 AM


This gave me a smile .... from what I have heard not too many fill them in too honestly , because I know some that have met and they are never what they claim to be LOL
Hope

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6 posted 2004-04-06 01:46 AM


very cute
Trent
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7 posted 2004-04-06 01:48 AM


ooops, sorry , forgot to log trent out!!

he didnt read this!

i did, and i thought it was cute

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8 posted 2004-04-06 01:50 AM


OOOOPPPPPPS!!!!!

and again, i made a mistake!! sorry for eating up your thread

geez, i need to pay more attention to the username when i reply!!

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9 posted 2004-04-06 11:15 AM


Dawn, LOL, that happened to me once or twice, so I do understand
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10 posted 2004-04-06 08:09 PM


Maybe if you reported the camel haired bikini you could narrow down the search!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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11 posted 2004-04-06 08:59 PM


LARRY! what a treat! missed you 'round here m'friend. LOL, that would just scare 'em.

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12 posted 2004-04-06 11:00 PM


you are a lady with a great sense of humor
and style

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13 posted 2004-04-06 11:08 PM


I've never done one of those, but I'm pretty sure there'd be .5 for me.  

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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14 posted 2004-04-07 12:43 PM


thanks Mish!
and Pilgrim Nan, LOL, that's funny!

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15 posted 2004-04-09 09:58 PM


Kacy, this brought a chuckle my way!  Those kind of test crack me up anyway!   ...jo
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16 posted 2004-04-09 10:02 PM


Iiana
Hey, I have a great idea, howz about we gang up on one of those sites, maybe 100 of us do a 'groupie' reply? LOL, you take questions 1-3, I'll do 4-6 and then pass it around? LOL, what do you think we would come up with as a mate?  

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17 posted 2004-04-09 10:13 PM


I'm still lost on the .5 ....

     ... that doesn't even equal an one night stand!

          .... guess I will just have to wait in line   lol

                     nice seeing this side of you!

                                    *S

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18 posted 2004-04-09 10:15 PM


ROTFL, Craig, that is a hilarious reply.

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19 posted 2004-04-10 01:03 PM


The camel haired bikini AGAIN!!!!  Yes, you really should have mentioned that, seems it would narrow down the "selection"!  ~K~
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20 posted 2004-04-10 06:13 PM


K, it might even turn the number around to a -.5  ROTFL, I have a reasonably good figure for an old woman, but no more bikinis for me, please, not even silk or satin. Well, maybe one of those.
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21 posted 2004-04-10 10:48 PM


Kacy -- that's a very entertaining idea -- I would if you can get 98 more!  lol
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22 posted 2004-04-10 11:21 PM


damn machine spit my card out.......sniff sniff...helen
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23 posted 2004-04-11 12:09 PM


Helen, did you spit back at it ? LOL
Iliana, let's just do it! it might be fun to mess with their statistics

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24 posted 2004-04-11 12:23 PM


"4,372.5 potential mates out there!!!
And I'm wondering how that could be?
What does this really mean?"

They must've used the "3P scale of minimum qualifications" to have gotten numbers like that.  

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25 posted 2004-04-11 12:30 PM


ROTFL, and of course, I don't even know what that means...Dunc, care to enlighten me?
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26 posted 2004-04-11 12:33 PM


You still at the same addy?  Can't put it here, it'd get censored...  
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27 posted 2004-04-11 10:42 AM


yes, via the comcast.net addy
porch puppy poop?

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