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LongJohn's Got A Girlfriend
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LongJohn's Got A Girlfriend |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn's got this girlfriend, She's really very lovable Called a one nine hundred line A mail bought inflatable. She's adorable Affordable Portable And Storable! LongJohn's sweet new girlfriend (I heard he named her Ruth) Her mouth is quite desirable (She hasn't got a tooth) She's perfect for the bathtub (She's also waterproof) She's wonderful Hugable Lovable But combustable! She's the almost perfect girlfriend Only lacking class If LongJohn hugs his gal too hard She tends to pass some gas! |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, Ya know I don't think this will be appreciated. So today I'll send an extra poem. The story of the three little pigs. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sy,,but Balladeer and LongJohn aren't little and I'm not nearly as much as a pig as those two?..I use a knife and fork when I eat and I change my underwear daily.... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, I know you do physically, I'm talking about mentally. LOL |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
But Sy? Who shall portray the big bad wolf??? Perhaps, Larry C? |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Hey, I understand pigs are smart?...(They are big and fat like the other two...they do know when to come and eat...and, like Balladeer and LongJohn, they wallow in their own slop....) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
"Wellllcome back, Missster Anderson." *in my best Agent Smith voice* That was a great poem, Toe. You are indeed a rascally scalawag. BTW - Susan is now upset about this Ruth person - lol. |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL, oh my, would mylanta help her "gas" problem....*giggle*..too cute  |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
You're so bad!! Hee hee hee.  Chris Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
You did it again! The last line got me.Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Wisdom should dictate that LJ shouldn't have any sharp objects in his pocket when beginning 4 play. Caution especially by an open window where one could lose one's whole mate in a swirling spin up into the air, only to have to explain the deflated corpse to the neighbours. Some boys should just continue to play with trucks. I thought it was against the the law to blow up your best friend, or anyone for that matter. Eric Ain't doin nothin at all |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
His gal looked so desirable That LongJohn pinched her cheek. They didn't find the gal's remains For almost one full week. He tried his best to blow her up 'Til his lips couldn't pucker. Poor LongJohn! One must pity such A sorry little...sucker. |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
Chuckle, chuckle Smirk, smirk. You are a goofy trio! What would we do without you to relieve all the daily stress? |
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