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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-03-25 12:04 PM

In the deepest, darkest jungle
Danger lurks at every tree,
Poachers, snakes and crockodiles,
And loads of killer bees.

Stories of things so much worse,
Have been told for many years,
Something much more dreaded,
The jungle shakes in fear.

The lions cower and run away,
The natives say "Ju-Ju"
The elephants just run and hide,
The legends are all true.

This beast is something horrible,
Eats raw meat-bugs and dung,
It's breath will clear a village,
The Swahili pack and run.

You know when it is coming,
From drum beats all in rhyme
Even Tarzan gets the hives
It's breath rots out his vines.

Army ants go "AWOL"
Hyenas make no sound,
(It's been said that's why the ostrich,
Sticks it's head beneath the ground).

Anteaters now go hungry,
There are no termite mounds,
The jungle doesn't have a bug,
When Balladeer's around.

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2004-03-25 12:05 PM

hehehehehe.....roflmao!

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2004-03-25 12:10 PM

Paula Finn
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since 2000-06-17

Posts 5546
missouri

3 posted 2004-03-25 12:23 PM

You are awful

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

4 posted 2004-03-25 12:28 PM

Jumbo! This was really good! I mean, reeeaalllly good! I loved the rhythm, the rhyme, the chills and the thrills ~ and the big guffaw at the end!

You are soooo good at being bad! lol

Loves 'n Laughs,
EA

Youngatheart
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since 2003-12-30

Posts 333

5 posted 2004-03-25 12:38 PM

teehee

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

6 posted 2004-03-25 12:40 PM

Oh, Toe!! Whatever shall we do with you?!!
Don't answer that.

ROFL.
hugs, Chris

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
Hans Christian Anderson

MGROVES

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since 2004-02-01

Posts 3802
california

7 posted 2004-03-25 12:50 PM

ROFLMAO

this was great

Martie

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since 1999-09-21

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California

8 posted 2004-03-25 02:15 PM

Toe

A good one!

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

9 posted 2004-03-25 04:04 PM

ROFL... Excellent tribute to the bug man! *S*

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

10 posted 2004-03-25 10:10 PM

I feel the tension in your words
I see your body squirmin'.
You know how good the 'deer can be
At getting rid of vermin.

Don't worry, my quite pudgy friend.
Come over here and hug me.
Your safety here will be secure
As long as you don't bug me!!!

muted

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since 2004-01-15

Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

11 posted 2004-03-25 10:45 PM

LOL

iliana
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since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

12 posted 2004-03-26 01:22 AM

You sooooo mean but funny -- rotfwl

SimplyGold
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since 2002-07-10

Posts 1453

13 posted 2004-03-26 09:55 PM

Toe, Whatever the history with you and Balladeer is, it is intriguing and we are all benefiting.

Thanks for the fun stuff! And thanks to Balladeer as well. Good stuff..

SG

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