Poor Toe went to the doctor
He was in a lot of pain.
He said, "Hey, doc! This suffering
Is driving me insane!!"

"There's no spot on this aching bod
That doesn't give me grief.
Everywhere I touch is painful..
I need some relief!!!"

He touched his shoulder with his finger..
"OUCH!! That hurts me there!!"
He reached and touched his leg. "YEOOWCH!!
That's more than I can bear!!"

He reached and touched his back. "Oh, God!!
The pain is so intense!!!
Please help me, doc. The way I'm hurting
Don't make any sense!!"

The doc examined Toerag,
Checked our boy out every place
And, by the time that he was done,
A big smile lit his face.

He laughed for five full minutes 'fore
His final words were spoken..
"You really ARE a Toerag, aren't you, son?
YOUR FINGER'S BROKEN!!!"