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Toerag
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Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-03-19 02:59 PM


Balladeer had a problem
It concerned this little "drip"
He consulted his buddy LongJohn,
Cuz the drip just wouldn't quit.

LongJohn told him 'bout this doctor,
That could cure his little drip,
Made Balladeer's appointment
Said it wouldn't hurt a bit.

He went to the doctor that morning
Arrived at half past nine,
Must have read that magazine,
At least a dozen times.

You'd think that he'd be happy,
When they finally called his name,
But he didn't know what was in store for him,
When he got up in "the saddle of pain"

He got them OBG-Why me...blues...

"Oh nurse who is that masked man?
I can hardly see his eyes,
It's tough to let a stranger,
Take a gander at these thighs,
He's tellin' me some stupid joke
And expecting me to laugh,
But I lost my sense of humor
When I got up on this torture rack,

I got them OB-Gee why me...blues

Balladeer was mixed up,
"What are these stirrups for?
LongJohn made this appointment,
For a check up nothing more?"

The doctor said please scoot up,
Then he said scoot back,
"YOU MUST KEEP THOSE THINGS IN THE FREEZER!
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

His feet are in the stirrups,
Wished somebody else was in his shoes,
"What the hell's a pap smear?
I really am confused?"

He's got them OB-Gee Why Me?..Blues..

"I'm gonna get that LongJohn,
I'm gonna get him bad,
For sending me in for a Pap smear,
With that Doctor named Toerag!!"



© Copyright 2004 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
Sadelite
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since 2003-10-11
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1 posted 2004-03-19 03:22 PM


You are so funny.  Who'd ever think this stuff up?  You guys are either geniuses or
deranged or both.  I'd probably say totally deranged if I hadn't read your serious stuff.  Chuckles.  

Elizabeth Santos
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since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269
Pennsylvania
2 posted 2004-03-19 03:35 PM


THis is classic Toe at its best.
The Balladeer will slice this to bits, I'm sure. In the meantime Its alright to gloat, Dr. Toerag
Love ya
Liz

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
3 posted 2004-03-19 03:38 PM



Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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4 posted 2004-03-19 08:09 PM


Believe me, Sadelite, in Toerag's case demented is very accurate!!
Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07
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5 posted 2004-03-19 08:47 PM



LOL poor, poor Balladeer (grin)

Love it when you guys are on the roll

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Youngatheart
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6 posted 2004-03-19 08:55 PM


OMG....this is great!!! That Long John IS a scalawag for sure!!LOL
great write Toe!

LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23
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7 posted 2004-03-20 10:48 AM


'Deer - I feel just horrible about that Doctor's appointment.  Let me make it up to you.  I have a complimentary coupon for a mamogram you can use.
suthern
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8 posted 2004-03-22 10:26 AM


ROFL... This is hilarious... I just hope I can remember the humor when I have a similar appointment looming! LOL
Earth Angel
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9 posted 2004-03-22 11:24 AM


Well, at least Balls of Deer was in good hands! ~ I think I'll book an appointment for myself!

passing shadows
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displaced
10 posted 2004-03-22 12:51 PM


hehehehe
iliana
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11 posted 2004-03-24 06:21 PM


ROTFWL!
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