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A renewed plea for Peace between 'Deer and Toe
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A renewed plea for Peace between 'Deer and Toe |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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All of you know how hard I have tried to bring Toe and 'Deer together in fellowship and peace. Alas! Alack! It seems to be all for naught. I must therefore, for the new year, again post my touching call for an end to their cents-less (ain't worth a nickle, either) feud. So, here for another year... It isn't fun to sit quietly by, While tears are pouring from my eyes, Thinking of friends in the fray.... Somehow seems to make my day. Balladeer, with his sly style, As usual makes the ladies smile. And Suthern, too, I might add, Seems to be somehow glad. psst, Toe - you gonna let ol' 'Deer make moves on Suthern? Poor ol' Toe, with face so long, Has been rebuked for his wrongs. Regardless, though, Toe's still game... psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in 1st Grade. These two poets in their war, Make us sad like ne'er before. Toe with his off color wit, 'Deer with his response to it. We want you two to stop this war, We don't want you fighting anymore. psst, 'Deer. Toe says you will get yours. psst, Toe. 'Deer says you write real poor. Blessed are peacemakers, I've been told, That's why 'Deer should make peace with Toe. And, Toe, my friend, you should too Make peace with 'Deer as I would do. Now come on boys, please shake hands. Show us that you understand. psst, 'Deer. Toerag said you write real bad. psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll kick your ahem. Please heed my call to end this feud, We in Passions love both of you. psst, Toe. 'Deer says he'll run you off. psst, 'Deer. Toe says you're always soft. Heed this plea from old Long John, We fear for you if you go on. psst, 'Deer. Toe says you love young sheep. psst, Toe. 'Deer says you're in trouble deep. Please stop this war, give peace a chance. ‘Deer, please extend an Olive branch. psst Toe, ‘Deer says he'll slap you silly. psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your writing's frilly. I'm sure other poets will take my side, psst, Toe, ‘Deer says you blush like a bride. We only want an end to this feud psst, ‘Deer, Toe says your humor's crude. I've had my say, my pleading's done, Please let the course of this war run. Embrace each other and end this sorrow, psst, I'll blackmail both of you tomorrow [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (01-02-2004 09:14 AM).] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Well that will be one picture I for one can't wait to see. It's so sweet of you to try to make peace with those two. Your New Year is off to a good start.  Hugs~ In the midst of winter.. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Now this is the way I want to see New Year's taking off...everyone making nice, shaking hands... wait, 'Deer, take your hands off Toe's throat! Toe, quit stepping on 'Deer's golf balls! Stop that!  LJA...you'd best be making more appearances this year, that's all we have to say! [This message has been edited by Sunshine (01-02-2004 09:03 AM).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I am trying my hardest to make this a nice, safe place for kids except for those two scalawag kids 'Deer and Toe - heh. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
LOL...you changed it! I must say...there could be the off chance that you just might get by with this little, ahm, adventure! |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
this is too cute |
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jaicie114 Senior Member
since 2003-09-27
Posts 750On the edge of forever |
Oh, LJA... What a sincere and gracious gesture on your part...wow...I'm so very, very impressed!!! Love and Light...jc This I know as Truth...we are all Beings of Light. |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
This is just so nice of you, SailorMan!!  I'm sure that it's going to sincerely help those two scalawags...I mean Toe and Deer. Hugs to all of you  Ehtel Hey, we are getting used to you being here!!  |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
lngJhn, A little piece between you three sillies to keep things going! What hams you all are!!! Sadie |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
*cackle* Really liked this one, ya crusty tart. Good job at not instigating *ahem* ya instigator, says this Ali-gator.  |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
I congratulate you on taking the high road, the moral high ground, or are you just high?  Anyway, here we go...Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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GG Member Elite
since 2002-12-03
Posts 3532Lost in thought |
Such honest intentions here... Yes.... honest ones...! lol.. Always, Alyssa He was a man of sorrows |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
John you're such a sweetie. Does that mean your New Year's resolution is NO kitty kicking. Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, yes, the great Arby traitor! I'm wise to you, sailor. You've got old Toe befuddled (which is no great task) but I know you are the farce behind the force....I'm afraid a small spanking is in order |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~smiling~ this just made my night shows you how exciting my life is M |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Hummmmmmm! Now does this reaallllly sound sincere? Cause it seems to me there are Three Musketeers of Mischief, but it sure is ( ??????NICE??????) that you write these lovely words of SWEET kindness. Thanks for all the smiles you three sweet silly men of PIP. Love and Hugs Bon-Bon  |
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