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Poet deVine
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0 posted 2003-12-31 12:48 PM


Cousin Alistair and the PooPoo Platter

He stepped off the plane last week
In full Scotsman regalia
The way everyone stared at him
You’d think he was from Australia!

He walked along the tarmac
And the wind gave his kilt a twirl
It was then that we all knew
Cousin Alistair was certainly no girl!

I heard his stomach grumbling
As I was staring at his knees
‘I know,’ I said looking into his eyes
“Let’s all go out for Chinese!”

We went to my favorite restaurant
The Palace of Madame Chou
Where smells floated everywhere
Chicken Teriyaki and Kung Pao!

“You better order Lassie dear”
said Alistair with a big grin
“I know naught of this food
and we’d end up eating skin!”

When the appetizer came out
We proudly told Alistair it’s name
It was then he turned quite white
And looked at me with shame

“I canna eat this food, Lass”
“Why Alistair what is the matter?”
“How can you expect me
to eat from a poo poo platter?”

I giggled then to hear him
And tried to correct his mistake
But he would have none of it
Of the food he refused to partake


So we took him to McDonald’s
For a burger and root beer
Before we ordered, Alistair shouted
Hope they don’t serve poo HERE!


[This message has been edited by Poet deVine (12-31-2003 09:58 AM).]

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1 posted 2003-12-31 12:50 PM


ROTFLMAO! This is tooo funny.

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2 posted 2003-12-31 12:51 PM


All I can say is, 'Thank God for touch typing!' I love this one, PdV!
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3 posted 2003-12-31 01:00 AM


Alistair would do good I think
eating apples daily on his stay,
then he won't Poo Poo Platter
it'll be like clockwork every day.         

Yuck, Yuck, Yuck!  You're definitely on a telling us a yarn roll, and I sure hope you keep it up as these are great!  That meat and potatoes kind of poetry for us who love 'em.
Thanks for the chuckle Sharon.

[This message has been edited by Mysteria (12-31-2003 01:11 AM).]

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4 posted 2003-12-31 09:21 AM


It's so good to see you posting so often, Sharon!  We've missed your humor and wit!  Keep it up - it portends well for 2004!
Bonnie j
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5 posted 2003-12-31 09:27 AM


Oh! Yuck! LOL..........Good one.
Heehee. Thanks for the laugh.
Love Bon-Bon

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6 posted 2003-12-31 06:15 PM


If you want to know the inspiration behind this poem, please ask Alicat!!! HE knows..

thanks for reading!

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7 posted 2003-12-31 09:29 PM


  Sharon, this is so funny!!
Hey, Ali, where did PDV get her inspiration?

(Well, somebody need to ask!! LOL)

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8 posted 2003-12-31 10:17 PM


lol
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9 posted 2003-12-31 11:54 PM


Happt New Year Sharon....

cute little write..

~~**~~
This morning theres a calm I cant explain
By the time I recognize this moment it will be gone,  
I will bend light pretending it lingers on

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