Open Poetry #30 |
Cousin Alistair and the Poo Poo Platter |
Poet deVine
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Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Cousin Alistair and the PooPoo Platter He stepped off the plane last week In full Scotsman regalia The way everyone stared at him You’d think he was from Australia! He walked along the tarmac And the wind gave his kilt a twirl It was then that we all knew Cousin Alistair was certainly no girl! I heard his stomach grumbling As I was staring at his knees ‘I know,’ I said looking into his eyes “Let’s all go out for Chinese!” We went to my favorite restaurant The Palace of Madame Chou Where smells floated everywhere Chicken Teriyaki and Kung Pao! “You better order Lassie dear” said Alistair with a big grin “I know naught of this food and we’d end up eating skin!” When the appetizer came out We proudly told Alistair it’s name It was then he turned quite white And looked at me with shame “I canna eat this food, Lass” “Why Alistair what is the matter?” “How can you expect me to eat from a poo poo platter?” I giggled then to hear him And tried to correct his mistake But he would have none of it Of the food he refused to partake So we took him to McDonald’s For a burger and root beer Before we ordered, Alistair shouted Hope they don’t serve poo HERE! [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (12-31-2003 09:58 AM).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO! This is tooo funny. |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
All I can say is, 'Thank God for touch typing!' I love this one, PdV! |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Alistair would do good I think eating apples daily on his stay, then he won't Poo Poo Platter it'll be like clockwork every day. Yuck, Yuck, Yuck! You're definitely on a telling us a yarn roll, and I sure hope you keep it up as these are great! That meat and potatoes kind of poetry for us who love 'em. Thanks for the chuckle Sharon. [This message has been edited by Mysteria (12-31-2003 01:11 AM).] |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
It's so good to see you posting so often, Sharon! We've missed your humor and wit! Keep it up - it portends well for 2004! |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Oh! Yuck! LOL..........Good one. Heehee. Thanks for the laugh. Love Bon-Bon |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
If you want to know the inspiration behind this poem, please ask Alicat!!! HE knows.. thanks for reading! |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Sharon, this is so funny!! Hey, Ali, where did PDV get her inspiration? (Well, somebody need to ask!! LOL) |
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wintertao Member
since 2003-11-17
Posts 366Okaloosa Island, FL |
lol |
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Greeneyes
since 2000-09-09
Posts 9903In Your Poetic Mind |
Happt New Year Sharon.... cute little write.. ~~**~~ |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
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