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mad crow disease (short humor) |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia 
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In watching the nightly news, I find it disconcerting that Mad Crow disease hasn’t been formally identified yet, as I know for a fact those creatures are mad at least half the time, as I’ve witnessed their propensity for bombing my windshield every waking opportunity. I remember hearing an aunt tell someone when I was very small "Eat crow!" I never knew what she meant, but had an idea she was telling them what to eat and where to go without using those S or H words. [This message has been edited by Midnitesun (12-31-2003 07:45 AM).] |
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ambrish Member
since 2003-03-27
Posts 257India |
good humour midnitesun. |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
LOL Those little "STINKERS".... They blast my little car all the time. See Ya Bon  |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
thanks friends! |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
haha! oops, I feed "my" crows! But on the opposite side of the house from the car, dontcha know.... ~  ~K~ |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
K, that is hilarious! But how on earth do you manage to keep them from doing their thing on the other side of the house? |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
LOL This is a good one, Kacy.  With Love and Hugs,  |
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inkedgoddess Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-19
Posts 7392Ohio |
another reason to go veggie, right? peace and joy to all |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Ethel LOL is right! Mish, a good point! |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
hahahahehehe cute one...since I'm in Oregon, it's fun to see someone talking about "Mad Crow" disease inseate of mad cow disease however, I do have to counter with that once in a while, crows fascinate me...like the time there was a crow that would drop a nut from 20 to 30 ft up trying to crack it open and then he would swoop down to pick it up, then when another crow came around he hung onto it and flew here and there as if waiting for the other one to give up, so he could go back to cracking it without the danger of losing it I just didn't know they were anywhere nearly that smart. Whether on the shoal or on the shore, |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Smiling at you, little girl!  |
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