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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-12-17 12:48 PM

It was Christmas time again,
The end of another year,
Balladeer told his kids:
"Soon Santa will be here."

He wanted to surprise the kids,
And dress up like Santa Claus,
But the Santa suit wouldn't fit,
It was way too small.

He called his buddy LongJohn
A poet pal so dear,
Asked him for a favor,
To be Santa Clause this year.

LongJohn said "No problem,
For you I'll Ho-Ho-Ho,
I'll be there on Christmas Eve,
And put on quite a show."

All went well when Longjohn came,
Till the kids told what they saw,
"Mom there's something really strange,
Daddy's kissing Santa Claus!"

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2003-12-17 12:51 PM

roflmao!

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2003-12-17 12:59 PM

Whee! The boys are BACK in town!

Susan Caldwell
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since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

3 posted 2003-12-17 01:08 PM

Shouldn't this be "A Christmas to Forget" ?

eek..

Earth Angel
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since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

4 posted 2003-12-17 01:18 PM

That Deer sure has Balls. He'll kiss anything in longjohns! I guess it is safe to say, they are much closer than I had realized! Oh, well, I hope they have a very "merry" Christmas! lol

May the three of you always stay in touch!

Loves 'n laughs,
EA

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-17-2003 01:19 PM).]

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

5 posted 2003-12-17 01:30 PM

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

6 posted 2003-12-17 01:36 PM

Well, I may have kissed him but when he asked me to pet his elf - THAT'S where I drew the line!!!!

You're rotten, yanno?

Alicat
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since 1999-05-23

Posts 4094
Coastal Texas

7 posted 2003-12-17 02:00 PM

hehehehehewheezewheezestaggercacklewheeze

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

8 posted 2003-12-17 04:17 PM

I KNEW those two were up to no good! LOL

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

9 posted 2003-12-18 08:01 AM

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

10 posted 2003-12-19 07:06 AM

LOL, always fun to read you Toe! Thanks for the grins! Merry Christmas to you!

Best wishes,
/Kit

LeeJ
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since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

11 posted 2003-12-19 07:35 AM

very very precious! Smiles and hugs

Titia Geertman
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since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

12 posted 2003-12-21 01:51 PM

Thanks Toe for this laugh, you guys are so funny.

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Martie

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since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

13 posted 2003-12-21 01:53 PM

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

14 posted 2003-12-21 01:55 PM

YIPPEE!!! I love it!!
Hugs~

~Let peace begin with me...

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

15 posted 2003-12-21 09:45 PM

Oh yeah, guffaw, guffaw. Nobody pets my elf unless I say so (in my best John Belushi-Animal House voice).

As for you, Toe, you have a lot of room to speak. You're the only student in history to be evicted from the Alabama State Veterinary School for improper use of the hands.

Sadelite
Member Elite

since 2003-10-11

Posts 2519

16 posted 2003-12-21 10:04 PM

Good job, Toerag--you set them up good, but I
want to know where in this poem was the Missiled-Toe???

Sadelite

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