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Tim
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0 posted 2003-11-16 11:51 AM



In the garden I was born,
On a sunny springtime morn,
Through the summer I matured,
Kansas sun and wind endured,
I made it to September,
And the best that I remember,
It was on a Saturday,
When, alas, was stole away,
Ripped right of the stem,
By that evil Auntie Em,
To the kitchen I was taken,
From the garden was forsaken,
I was frightened to the core,
What did Auntie have in store?
OH MY GAWD! THAT’S BOILING WATER,
Things were getting much, much hotter,
Then was placed inside a jar,
With some spices, how bizarre,
I was in a pickle then,
Nope, I was a pickle then.
On a burger on a bun,
It really was not fun,
When Auntie had her fill,
Of a Kansas crispy dill.

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Snowflake From Hell
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My own little Icey Oblivion
1 posted 2003-11-16 02:09 PM


haha that was interesting....quite creative

We do away with your kind...I am war I am pain I am all you've ever slein I am tears in your eyes I am truth I am lies.   Dimmu Borgir

Tim
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since 1999-06-08
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2 posted 2003-11-16 06:07 PM


thanks for the reply Snow...
I guess we have a group of closet cucumberaphobes lurking about.

Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
3 posted 2003-11-17 06:18 AM



Now, what did Auntie Lou
do with the beets???

GG
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since 2002-12-03
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Lost in thought
4 posted 2003-11-17 06:35 AM


rofl now I see I'm not the only one who needs a life!!!
This is great

Always, Alyssa

- And so it was that time stood still -
     (blink, breathe, stand, fight)

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