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Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

0 posted 2003-06-30 12:18 PM

The other day we were a talkin’ about goin’ to the doctor
and
askin’ for a national body recall.
Now my body is a turnin’ in to bein’ obsolete cause things
are not a workin’ properly.
If that brand new automobile has somethin’ that
doesn’t work.
We have a national recall.
If that brand new refrigerator has a faulty seal.
We have a national recall.
If that brand new baby toy has a hole
and
your tongue gets stuck.
We have a national recall.
If our possessions are older then five we start to replace
those little ole worn-out machinery parts.
I guess since I’m older then five, I’ll have to start replacing my
little ol’ body parts.
Like my dear old car had to replace the battery
and
I had to replace my little ol’ pacemaker.
Now my hearing and my eyesight are a leavin’
and
the screw from my left leg keeps a fallin’ out.
As I sit and ponder the ways of life.
I keep a thinkin’ I might need a
national body recall.

Enjoy Love
Bon-Bon

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2003-06-30 12:48 PM

hehehe...cute write

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

2 posted 2003-06-30 01:35 PM

Sigh. Someone had to do it. So what, I'm second in line?

catalinamoon

Member Rara Avis

since 2000-06-03

Posts 9543
The Shores of Alone

3 posted 2003-06-30 02:16 PM

Gotta agree with you.
Sandra

QjQ
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since 2003-04-18

Posts 3756
U.S.A.

4 posted 2003-06-30 02:26 PM

cute one bon bon

A voice of honesty
   is treasured
more than voices
   of flattery
      QjQ

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

5 posted 2003-06-30 02:52 PM

Yep, I just replaced the alternator and battery on my chariot, at great expense...lets see, what part of the body starts you up and charges the system...James

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

6 posted 2003-06-30 03:01 PM

Thanks all for your comments and James I think it may be your heart cause that's what keeps you going, so maybe a new pacemaker.
Now at times I think I need a new brain. If I replace that I become like Frankensteins Bride. Dah.....I'm not sure. LOL
Bon-Bon

timothysangel1973

Senior Member

since 2001-12-03

Posts 1725
Never close enough

7 posted 2003-06-30 03:18 PM

Ain't it the truth...suddenly it all starts to hurt!

Great write!

...And hey, I'll keep my eye on this evening news just in case we're due a recall! HaHa

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