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Notice: Please keep your Christmas tree up until March
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Notice: Please keep your Christmas tree up until March |
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Auguste 
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea 
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Now old, the reindeer barely fly, so Christmas will be slow this year. Keep up your tree at least 'til March. You'll get your presents, do not fear. If Santa would just lose some weight, the sleigh could likely leave the ground, but he can't push his plate away. He only gets more big around. He wore down all his teeth to gums, so had to get a store-bought pair and now he's about worn those out. He doesn't seem to really care. Five hundred and 12 pounds of fat, looks like white-bearded elephant. Next year, another hundred pounds, he once tried dieting, but he can't. So please be patient, he'll get there and show compassion for his plight. Though late, your presents will arrive, just so much slower, without flight. [This message has been edited by Auguste (12-20-2002 05:09 PM).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Auguste! For shame! LOL...Santa gets around fairly well...he's had hundreds and hundreds of years of practice! But you made me grin, and after this day...I needed that! Who said vacation days were fun...I've been on the run from the beginning of O-dark-thirty! |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Karilea, no one could pay me enough to get up at the crack of dawn. LOL! Hey, nice to know I gave you a grin. Thanks!  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Okay Michael...I'm giggling! But..I do believe the rotund one will arrive just in time to make all the boys and girls happy again this year. Maybe we shouldn't let my sister Nightshade see this... It just may upset her seeing that she still sits up all night waiting for the jolly old elf!  ~Hugs~  ~ Season's Greetings to my 'family' at Passions ~ |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
hee hee... cute Michael.... enjoyed this |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles in delight) Don't you remember...here's now Olive the Other Reindeer, this young pup will mail those presents god-speed! (big hugggssssss) This is lovely, sweet friend, Happy Holidays, we al love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL! Well I was in a bad mood until this...thanks |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
Very cute write.....enjoyed it a lot. Charisma |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Michael !! Santa's not coming till March?!! Oh no...  and his teeth are all but gone.... This is just like the time my sister Enchantress had to carry me back home from the pumpkin patch as I fell asleep waiting for the Great Pumpkin!!  Oh well, maybe he will make to Ontario on the proper date. I'll be waiting for him as usual....cookies, milk & me. Enjoyed this!!! [This message has been edited by Nightshade (12-20-2002 07:25 PM).] |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Michael, this is SOOOO cute...I love it. But, have I got to wait 'til March for my presents....BooHoo..I'm so sad....  "Love makes the world go around" |
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Music Maker Member
since 2002-07-07
Posts 152THE ORIGINAL !!!! |
Ho Ho Ho !!! Michael, you have been a very naughty boy writing things about me that are just not true!! How do you think I get down all those chimneys, if I was that fat !! ??? The only thing that is going to be in your Christmas Stocking this Year is your foot !!! Ho Ho Ho !!!! Santa Claws (Star of Stage, Screen and Public Urinals!) |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Michael Thanks for the smile, sweet friend!  |
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enchantingvamp Member
since 2002-12-21
Posts 214Indiana, & NO there is NOT more than corn in Indiana, oughta go back to texas! |
I'm crackin' up over here.....the last funny thing I heard about Santa he got shot by a redneck with a double barrel shot gun..... |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Nancy, Somehow I feel Chris will be just fine. LOL! Thanks! Hugsss Susan, Glad you liked this one. It's nice to see a post by you on one of my poems again. You've been missed! Hugsss Noah, Happy Holidays to you also and thanks for the giggle. passing shadows, Nice to know your mood has improved. Thanks for reading. Charisma, Thanks for enjoying this one. Chris, LOL at the Great Pumpkin. Thanks and don't worry, he'll be there in time. Ethel, Blame it on Santa. LOL! Thanks for stopping by. John, Star of Stage, Screen and Public Uninals? LOL! You're too funny. You and Sunny have a great Christmas and thanks. Martie, Any time, sweetie. Thank you also. Hugsss enchantinvamp, Poor Santa, what a terrible way for him to go. Hey, welcome to Passions and thank you for reading this. Thanks all! |
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since 1999-08-26
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I needed this today.... |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Yea, me too! |
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