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Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

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Tamarac Fla

0 posted 2003-01-20 07:48 AM

The Sad of a Fool

Her other lover stays her bed
Hold each other as if they’re wed
She coddles him without a blush.
He clings to her in silent hush

Wraps around her with his heat
And does not care the place of seat.
He’s always at her beck and call
Although his body rather small.

He is hot when he is on
And he’s rarely ever gone
And here I stay denied the night
Twisting turning till the light

But I cannot throw him out of bed
Or harm a hair on his padded head
He holds the secret to her pleasure
And she has made him her treasure.

I never thought I’d be so sad
Over a simple heating pad

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

1 posted 2003-01-20 08:10 AM

Sy...it's WAY too early for heating pad humor!!!!

regards2you
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since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

2 posted 2003-01-20 08:15 AM

Naw, it is never too early to laugh.
Enjoyed and thanks for the grin.

Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2003-01-20 08:48 AM

Sy...there's more than one way to stay warm.

Love to start my day with a smile!
Much enjoyed the read with my tea.
~Morning hugs, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So you won't ever forget me~

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

4 posted 2003-01-20 08:50 AM

Nancy,
I guess I could run around the block. Morning hugs.

Dunc,
Humor is the food of the Gods. LOL

Pat,
Randy made me do it. LOL

[This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (01-20-2003 08:53 AM).]

garysgirl

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since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

5 posted 2003-01-20 08:59 AM

HaHa!!Seymour, I enjoyed the laugh this early....

I thought when I first started reading that instead of the "other woman", you were writing about the "other man"...

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

6 posted 2003-01-20 09:01 AM

garysgirl
A laugh a day keeps the sad away, LOL thank you sweet.

hoot_owl_rn
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since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

7 posted 2003-01-20 09:02 AM

ROFL....here I thought it was going to be a cat

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

8 posted 2003-01-20 09:08 AM

Hoot,
Meow,

Sunshine

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since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

9 posted 2003-01-20 09:20 AM

So it really IS that cold
in Florida! And here I thought
garysgirl was just joshing us...

Too cute, Sy...

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

10 posted 2003-01-20 09:59 AM

though preferring a body in the real...I turn up the heat on my mattress pad each evening

M

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

11 posted 2003-01-20 10:00 AM

Awwww Seymour - they should make a "heating pad for two"...lol. Thanks for the smiles this freezing winter morn in Canada. My fingers feel like little icicles!! hugs to you, Chris

"Hope" is the thing with feathers-
that perches in the soul....

-Emily Dickinson

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

12 posted 2003-01-20 11:27 AM

nakdthoughts
Me Too, LOL

Sunshine,
Just a little tongue in cheek,

Chris,
For two, that's a good idea. LOL

Martie

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since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

13 posted 2003-01-20 12:53 PM

Sy--Sometimes ya just gotta smile!

zenny
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since 2002-11-24

Posts 371
Belgium

14 posted 2003-01-20 01:14 PM

Really enjoyed reading this, you made me smile

And one can never smile enough

Hugs, zenny

The greatest thing u'll ever learn
is just to love
and be loved
in return

*hugs* Kelly.

scorpio
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since 2002-10-02

Posts 5178
right...there

15 posted 2003-01-20 01:32 PM

You put a smile on my face with this one, Sy...thanks..

believe in what your heart feels...

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

16 posted 2003-01-20 02:24 PM

Martie
I'm smiling. LOL

zenny
It's always nice to smile.

scorpio
Glad it made you smile.

Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

17 posted 2003-01-20 02:44 PM

Now you realize at first I thought it was a teddy bear that stole her love? A heating pad! Sy, I have lost out to an antique car, and a woman but a heating pad, now that is a first!

~ The soul lies buried in ink that does not flow ~

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

18 posted 2003-01-20 03:11 PM

Sharon,
So help me the truth. LOL

Janet Marie
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since 2000-01-22

Posts 18554

19 posted 2003-01-20 04:30 PM

What else could she do???
After all...I kidnapped Randy

LOL

Nothing like a Randy dragon to heat up the night. *L*

*winkiewinkie*

kayjay
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since 2002-06-24

Posts 2015
Oregon

20 posted 2003-01-20 04:50 PM

I love writing with a punchline at the end. At least a heating pad doesn't shed or have other animal attributes. Trust me, you're better off. KJ

Through rubble and trouble and dark of night
The yawn of a dawn will hasten the light

winston
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since 2002-12-19

Posts 204
NW of Eden

21 posted 2003-01-20 05:03 PM

Thank God it's a simple heating pad.

For a split second ah thought ah was reading a poem about a tolerant household of three.

It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, & incumbency.
--G. "DUBYA" BUSH. June 14, 2001. Unaware of rolling TV camera.

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

22 posted 2003-01-20 05:06 PM

JM,
I guess Randy is a popular dragon. Glad you enjoyed.

kayjay
Imagine being replaced by a heating pad. LOL

Bill Charles
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since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

23 posted 2003-01-20 08:30 PM

Seymour - you really had me going with this one. A heating pad huh? Goodness...

BC

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

24 posted 2003-01-20 10:07 PM

winston
I'm not that tolarent. LOL

Bill,
Well what did you expect. LOL

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

25 posted 2003-01-20 11:23 PM

(giggles in delight) This is hilarious, sweet friend, oh dear, the wicked polycotton blend, save him while he's still upright! LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Seymour, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

ShadowRider
Senior Member

since 2001-07-14

Posts 1038
USA

26 posted 2003-01-20 11:37 PM

How exactly did that term: Hotsey Totsey originate? hmmmmm ~nudge`
~stage whisper~ Uh, Sey, i hate to even mention this, but, uh...
Aren't those things electric?~ (he says while covering his ears)
JkF

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