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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(Hark! The Herald Angels Sing!) Hark! Hear Toerag spout his verse! Fa la la la la la la la la Written words could not be worse Fa la la la la la la la la Watch him butcher grammar, too. He's a poet? No one knew!!! He's the King of Ballyhoo.. Fa la la la la la lalala. (I saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus) I saw Toerag on a date last night. Sally Brown could not be more distressed! She didn't see him peep At her boobies - little creep! He told her his demeanor Was gentle as a sheep! Then I saw Toerag try to kiss her neck Buckteeth made her cry out at his bite! Oh, what a sorry sight it was - Her neck wrapped up in gauze As Toerag blew another date last night!! (Silent Night) Silent Toe Quiet Toe Something we'll Never know. Lips that flap with the greatest of ease Words that kill like a deadly disease Mouth that never will die Toerag can make the girls cry. (We Three Kings of Orient Are) We three kings - 'deer, LongJohn and Toe Fight all day, as all of you know. Peals of laughter We are after So we go on with the show. oh.....oh... John's a sailor...he's all right Though the man is not too bright Toe's a demon - always schemin' Balladeer is the white night. We three kings - Toe, LongJohn and 'deer Found a home and we like it here. Hug and kiss us or you'll miss us Don't let us disappear....  |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
PIP would never be the same without the three of you.......rofg.....thank you for the smiles Sir Balladeer  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Well if that doesn't break up Toe, I don't know what will. Enjoyed |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
...SAVED! This was as brilliant as the star of the north! Fa la la la la, la la la la! If I may, I will print these Christmas verses out so that my children and I may sing them Christmas morning and fill our home with the warmth and joy of the season. God bless for sharing with us all, the true meaning of Christmas. LOL [This message has been edited by Earth Angel (12-04-2002 04:51 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Oh my gosh, what would we ever do without you all, you sure give and share so much across these pages...or do you steal it from each other too, hmmmmmm! LOL! (giggles) This is delightful, sweet friend, happy holidays to you all, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Balladeer, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Soleil Noir Senior Member
since 2001-12-19
Posts 688USA |
I'm so glad you are all friends, for you all travel 'round the bend... now go find Toe and ol' LJA so they can have the final say! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Ah 'Deer...I love these!! (and they have a good beat too) Did ya hear me singing? Well...I was....Fa Lalalalaaa lalalala!! Oh...you need kisses you say? Okay..under the mistletoe with you.  There..better? Good! Excellent write m'friend. ~Hugs too~ ~ Life is too short not to believe in Santa Claus ~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I particularly love your last carol... for I adore the three kings... in carol, verse, and as friends... long may all of you reign. *G* But are you sure you're a NIGHT??? LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (12-04-2002 02:37 PM).] |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
ah but are you a knight that lasts into the night? roflmbo! To cute Deer! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Okay, now we want to hear you sing these...We know you act like Liberace, dress like Liberace.....now can you SING like Liberace? |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Okay, Mr. Ball-deer, you asked for it. I wasn't gonna do it, but now I'm gonna take up for little old Toe-rag. He wanted me to write something really nasty about you, and little ole sweet me can't do that, but I'll write something kinda funny. Just look for it.......  "Love makes the world go around" |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Sweet jeeezus! Some of this is just pure evil!! I love it! |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
"Hug and kiss us or you'll miss us..." Now I have just one question perhaps for me you might mention how do you three decide who's first? I mean, do you stand up and rehearse? Do you take turns with your poetry? Reciting lines so fancy free? Do you draw straws, what fortune may? Tell me please, how do you play? |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
I totally agree with Jellybean... Pip will never been the same without you three. These were terrific m'friend thanks for the giggles. adding to my library Maree  |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Yeah? Well I got me some miseltoe, and I am gonna get all three of ya! Run for your life!  |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Balladeer - your toooooooooooooooo much, hehehe.... BC |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Balladeer~ You've gotta KNOW I love these. Too, too funny! LOL It's good to see you playing again, my friend.  Love and hugs, ~Vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
'Deer - Harsh... glad I'm on your good side. Parasite |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
What a way to celebrate the season of good cheer, sounds like you may be burying the hatchet - deep into Toerag's spine. Good one Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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