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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-12-04 10:17 AM

It was Christmas time again,
The end of another year,
Balladeer told his children,
"Soon Santa will be here."

He planned to surprise the kids,
And dress up like Santa Claus,
But the Santa outfit wouldn't fit,
It was way too small.

So he called his buddy LongJohn,
A poet pal so dear,
And asked him for a favor,
To be Santa Claus this year.

LongJohn said "No problem.
"For you I'll Ho-Ho-Ho,
I'll be there on Christmas Eve,
And put on quite a show."

All went well when LongJohn came,
Till the kids told what they saw,
"Mom there's something really strange,
Daddy's kissing Santa Claus!"

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2002-12-04 10:29 AM

It was just the simple demonstration of an overwhelming rush of gratitude... you know... so the kids wouldn't be disappointed due to Dad's expanding girth??? LOL

ROFL.... On second thought... they're probably conspiring for their next Toe attack... the ole meanies. LOL

I enjoyed this much, sweets! *S*

VAS
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-11-16

Posts 7450
Oregon

2 posted 2002-12-04 10:33 AM

What are we going to do with you, Toe? You're such a 'fun-poker.'

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2002-12-04 11:00 AM

Oh, Toe, the only thing missing from this group hug and public display of affection, was YOU. Then the circle of love would have been complete!

This witty poem really tickled my bone of funny!

EA

Seymour Tabin
Member Empyrean

since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

4 posted 2002-12-04 11:07 AM

HO HO HO once again you've stubbed your toe.
Nice one, enjoyed.

regards2you
Member Elite

since 2002-10-01

Posts 3940
California

5 posted 2002-12-04 11:21 AM

You put on quite a show with these amusing poems. Thanks for the laughs.

Warm regards, Pat

..without surrender, be on good terms with all persons..
"Desiderata"

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

6 posted 2002-12-04 11:56 AM

WEEEELLLLLL, Mr. Toe......you made me think of a little song
about Santa's reindeer.

"Love makes the world go around"
~~with love and hugs from Ethel~~

Salty
Senior Member

since 2002-11-23

Posts 669
Texas

7 posted 2002-12-04 01:07 PM

Dad's kissing santa claus....ok I'm laughing

btw you got told on and just figured out how to do it myself. I bet your wondering what the heck I'm talking about huh?

oh yeah ...I like the poemish thingie

~Salty

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2002-12-04 09:31 PM

Cute, Toe....and just to show you there's no hard feelings, please accept my good wishes for the holidays...

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (12-04-2002 09:47 PM).]

Aenimal
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-11-18

Posts 7350
the ass-end of space

9 posted 2002-12-04 11:17 PM

OUCH...and a witty response by Balladeer to boot lol

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