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Toerag the Mudman.....revenge repost
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Toerag the Mudman.....revenge repost |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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(to the tune of Frosty, The Snowman, of course ) . .  Toerag the mudman Was a real dirty crud. Since there was no snow We made poor old Toe Out of chunks of gooey mud.  Toerag the mudman Used to scare the kids at play And, to tell the truth, He was quite uncouth And he's always been that way.  There must have been Some horse dung in Those chunks of mud we used Cause he would smell Like holy hell As noses he abused... Oh, Toerag, the mudman, With his face of dirty brown.. Mothers, watch your young 'Lest they smell like dung Now that Toerag's back in town!  |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
OH MY....this is getting brutal!!! TOE...if you are reading this....ya got a buddy here, ok? Michael .... psssst!! Not really...but don't tell Toe I said it..... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Michael, Good Christmas Season advice! And just in time too. LMBO Such sweet (stinky) revenge. Well done.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Oh no, and don't eat that yellow snow either, as a paid announcement by the Frank Zappa Defense Against The Toeragged! LOL! This is sooooooooo hysterical, sweet friend, let'ss ee what he has left up his sleeve, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!   May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Balladeer...I'd say the score is even. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Ok, just lit the Christmas tree! Not really, but it felt like that...lol. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Balladeer - oh, ha ha haaa...my hubby heard me singing this out loud and thought I had been into the cooking sherry. Thanks for the laughs, well done!! Chris  "Hope" is the thing with feathers- |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
The war continues!!! believe in what your heart feels... |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
Michael, thank you for a very much needed smile tonight. This is a treasure to read, and indeed a  Hugs to you poet friend.I know that you can 'read' me |
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quietlydying
since 2001-06-10
Posts 935the wonderful land of oz |
burned and scorched. is there a war going on? it might sing better if it he was a really dirty crud, as opposed to just a real dirty crud. just a thought. /jen/ i'm freezing, i'm starving, i'm bleeding to death. everything's fine. [tracy bonham] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
LOL...don't let my sister fool you.. Nightshade was into the cooking sherry!  You are just too funny 'Deer! ~Get ya under the mistletoe!~ ~ Life is too short not to believe in Santa Claus ~ |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Mike, I told Toe he was in for it. LOL |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Well, Mr. Ball-deer, I wasn't into the cooking sherry or any other kind of booze, but my little dog Scooter thought I was into SOMETHING when I started singing this out loud......especially when I got in the floor rolling around laughin at your little snowman mooning Toe-rag !!!!!!!!!   "Love makes the world go around" |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Yep, ya'll, I forgot....... Duuuuhhhhh   "Love makes the world go around" |
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WinterWren Senior Member
since 2002-12-01
Posts 1044...Coming to |
WOW! hehe, FUn! That was great! *claps hands to the beat* Im happy now. What a great imagination you have! That was such a fun little song! Im putting it in my liberry and there's NOTHING you can do about it!!! *laughs evilly* sorry Im just a little hyper now, as im sure you could tell. WinterWren |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
LOL and my quatmates are looking at me oddly again. It's all good though, cause I love reading your guys' poems heheNo, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Was it something I said?....Okay, so I lied, Balladeer doesn't really own a hundred pest control shops....he knows someone who's mother's sister works for a Walmart and she sells fly swatters.....Okay? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Michael, I know one thing for certain, I don't ever want to get in either your, or Toe's, bad books!----You both are the handsomest, smartest, kindest, sexiest, funniest, most talented..... ad infinitum .... men I know!!!tehe Speaking of books, I slept with yours last night--and it wasn't a "bad book"!--it was a great book! I literally couldn't put it down and I fell asleep with the light on and with you lying acr--whoops! I mean with YOUR BOOK lying across my chest! tehe-- I am sincerely impressed with your talent and am enjoying your book more than you'll ever know! Now, back to this poem, I too, had warned our friend Toe to be prepared for this cervine revenge...but it was even deadlier than I could have imagined. BTW, he is not odiferous at all. This morning he is rather fragrant and has the delicate scent of lilacs eminating from him! tehe ~ May your wit and charm continue to drip from your quill! Linda |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
I like it when you throw mud my Deer Poor Toereg caught the lot I fear You aim and hit your goal right there He had it coming, fair is fair  TitiaLike scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Thanks, folks. I always enjoy serenading Toerag in song. EA, you have no idea how envious you make me of that book!!!!!!  |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
’Deer dearest heart this one of my lightning visits, or should that be enlightening visits, and of course I had to read and reply, thank you for the smile, its what I need right now, truly it is. Utterly wonderful perfect phrasing, perfect meter and wonderful beat I love it utterly utterly utterly. Popping you in my library so I can have you….. I mean of course the read over and over again…….. I know I’m insatiable but since you won’t accede to my request for reposts what do you expect? A girl has to take what she can get…….. Absolutely excellent writing as always Love and warm stuff As always Mushy Breathe through the heat of our desire Thy coolness and they balm Let sense be dumb let flesh retire Speak through the earthquake wind and fire [This message has been edited by Marsha (12-04-2002 10:14 PM).] |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
Enjoying every moment of this word slinging fest between the two of you. lol |
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