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Balladeer's Little Problem
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Balladeer's Little Problem |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer was wondering, About his sexual "fire". His problem being he'd lost it, "What's happened to my desire?" He went to his local drugstore And talked with druggist Toe, "Does that Viagra really work? Will it make me good to go?" Toe Replied, "It's really good, LongJohn thinks it's great, He buys several every week, Says his love-life is first rate." "Can you get it over the counter" Balladeer asked Toe, Toe replied, "If you take two, I'd imagine so" [This message has been edited by Toerag (11-19-2002 07:53 AM).] |
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Munda Member Elite
since 1999-10-08
Posts 3544The Hague, The Netherlands |
ROFL! Too funny! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!! Yammean there's a miracle cure for both the sailor and Bal??? Talk about scientific advances!!! *G* It's one thing to make them good to go... but where will they be going? *G* Does viagra make the women willing, too??? LOL I love this, sweets... reading it did make me announce my playing status to the werk monster... but the laugh was worth it! *G* |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
 as always an uplifting write *sM |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Well, looky here.....here's Mr. toe with an informative message about our wonderful Mr. Ball-deer and our Mr. Sailor Man. I know that their wives love the formulas that you prescribed for them. As Maureen said, this was a very uplifting write....HaHa!! "Love makes the world go around" |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, A very old joke, but always worth a laugh. |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
"can you get it over the counter?" I love the play on words, Mr.Toe....  ~ hugs and gales of laughterLyra |
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DawnG
since 2000-06-23
Posts 1494United States |
Toerag, This is waaaaaay too funny. Thanks again for the laugh. Dawn |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe, I didn't know you were a druggIST?!? tehe EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yep...I'm a regular "piller" of the community... |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
It's prescriptive humour, and laughter IS the best medicine. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
ROFL Toe - Great story |
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Paul Wilson
since 2002-07-07
Posts 4711United States |
Toe... Great stuff. Waiting for the next DOSE of humor...Paul That little blue pill will do the trick i'm told. Mr. Toe your poem is solid gold. [This message has been edited by Paul Wilson (11-19-2002 08:07 PM).] |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
When I stop......laughing....I'll reply.... aw mannnnn..... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
You call that a problem, Toe? Gals can't wait for me to make a counter offer!!  |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
ROFL! You guys are bad!!! Good thing y'all have such good senses of humor! Cor |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Funny! Yo Toe! I want to say something about a third shoe, but I think I should just leave it hangin'. Thought I would duck in and say hey. "Hey" Peace! |
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