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Foxoppotamus.....and other spectacular poems
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Foxoppotamus.....and other spectacular poems |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
Foxoppatomus A fox crept along a cardboard road. Then, a hippopotamus jumped from behind a bush and bit his head off. I Am Not an Electric Socket... I am not an electric socket but I am bar stool, and I am a bed, and I am a doorknob, and I am Bozo's little brother. I am a Cherokee Indian, and I am a chair leg, and I am a dictionario and I am a goat, undercover. I guess I just blew my cover.....stupid me.  Porkchops I smell like pork chops freshly baked in the oven I smell like pork chops so the pigs give me no loving........anymore. (I realize that I made a reference to smelling like pork chops in another one of my masterpieces, but thats ok because I'm stupid.)  |
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lildevil Junior Member
since 2002-11-21
Posts 47missouri,usa |
ok? i guess funny atleast i guess i just dont understand poetry like this |
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Stinky Twinkie Member
since 2002-11-26
Posts 204Dinwiddie |
That's ok, no one understands it. As a matter of fact, there isn't really anything to understand. I just now realized that those three poems were probably the worst I've ever written. I suck, but hey, at least I'm not a tree. |
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Spine Grinder Senior Member
since 2000-10-28
Posts 1127Standing In Silence... |
heh...i'm laughing on the inside...honest..sorry, i kinda didnt get these... What You Can't Have- You Can't Resist |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
you are so not right....! but hey, this is fun..looking you up..*teehee giggle snort*..oops..pardon me.. my friend put me up to this..reading you...youre demented man..but i like that in a person...! ok, she's telling me you write serious stuff too..now i'm scared for you.. must go read serious stuff..watch me put on my serious face...gotta go..while i'm in semi-serious mode...see ya! hugs, g "laughter is the shortest distance between two people" - victor borge |
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Pollita Member
since 2002-07-25
Posts 220the unknown realm of insanity |
Yes, the pigs dont love any of us anymore. You're a goat? SWEET! You're talented. And this forum needs your view of things. ...Hey, is the fox alright?. It's great to see that you are so funny. Your going in my library! well done! |
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Skyfire 
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
ROFL I must be one of the few who understands warped, twisted, beautiful humour like this *grins insanely* Keep up the good work  Sometimes you find a friend where once there wasn't one. Sometimes you find a love where once there was a friend. |
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*Belabebeautiful*
since 2003-01-03
Posts 696washington, USA |
Hehe... People always ask me why I don't look toward my future I tell them to many interesting things are happening today. |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
I think you have a creative mind....no matter how stupid you might want us to believe you or your poems are  well done on these.  Look at the sun and burn your eyes. You'll be fine in the end. |
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majnu
since 2002-10-13
Posts 1088SF Bay Area |
ROTFLMAO no other words. -majnu |
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