Layaway is the "real" North Pole

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Teen Poetry #6

Layaway is the "real" North Pole

Stinky Twinkie
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since 2002-11-26

Posts 204
Dinwiddie

0 posted 2002-12-18 10:17 AM

Busting through the door
on his knees and paws
crawling through the store
was the almighty Santa Claus

down the aisle he came
pushing and shoving little children
he turned over shopping carts
and tore up the building

"This is my home,"
he cried out.
I live in the layaway section
This is the sky for my cloud

"That was dumb,"
said an elderly man
"Yeah!" everyone agreed
and off Santa ran

He went to the clerk
and asked for his key
he snatched it away and said
"In the back's where I'll be."

Santa soon moved out
due to this lack of affection
but he will always
be a part of the layaway section

-Stinky Twinkie saw Santa at Wal Mart-

roxywrestlegirl04
Member

since 2002-10-29

Posts 74
good ole DINWIDDIE

1 posted 2002-12-18 10:19 AM

travis..........your whack.....jk...haha....anywayz...i like this poem....it makes me laugh...not really...nice job...LIZ

live,love,and die...but take RISKS..thatz what makes life worth the living, love worth the heartache,and death the new beginning!

stephanie
Junior Member

since 2002-11-15

Posts 33

2 posted 2002-12-18 10:33 AM

how do you come up with this stuff?....its funny but where the heck do you get it from? it makes me laugh so i rely dont care. not many people can write like that so...i guess keep it up. haha....naw for real, keep up the good work. guess who?

mindy
Junior Member

since 2002-12-18

Posts 34
VA, US

3 posted 2002-12-18 10:46 AM

hey scravis...dont ever spit on me again! Damn it......I thought I had something on my shirt! Well...I like the poem...Do you live in the layaway section?

Jenn Cirrincione

Member Elite

since 2000-07-02

Posts 2107
Fl

4 posted 2002-12-18 11:20 AM

I work at Walmart... you just don't know hell until you've seen layaway at Christmas time. *shudder* Santa would never live there! I promise you that much

"I keep looking, looking for something more." Sara Evans

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