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the_loner_23
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since 2002-06-08
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Jacksonville, Florida, USA

0 posted 2002-09-10 09:53 PM


A bear is slowly walking
Down the snow covered hills
In a drunken stupor
Slids down the hill
And does a flip
And wonders
What happened to me

A cat is playing
With the empty toilet paper holders
And gets it stuck on his head
Runs around like
Get it off

A cat goes crazy
Just because
On the inside
A person is pointing
A finger at him

A woman pays a dollar
To see how a camel kisses
The camel licks her mouth
And she goes running

A dog is on the bed
The pillow isn't soft enough
So he starts to fluff
The pillow
Oh what a mess

There are truly funny animals
Out in the world today
They are truly unique
And not always trained

Cold hands means a warm heart

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Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945
Texas, USA
1 posted 2002-09-10 10:20 PM


My mom's got a fat old cat who sleeps on top of the wall-heater. It's not as big as she is, and sometimes she falls off. It has to hurt, but she always gets up and walks away like she MEANT to fall off! She's hilarious.

Nan(Pilgrim variety)

A. L. Becker
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since 2002-09-06
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San Francisco, California
2 posted 2002-09-10 10:34 PM


what an unusual poem.  your style and sense of humor brought a smile to my lips!!!!
Annie:-

"Oh, do not ask, 'What is it?'
Let us go and make our visit."
-Eliot

ThunderMage
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since 2002-06-20
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Canada
3 posted 2002-09-10 10:39 PM


That bear sounds like me. LOL

What is life without poetry and adventure?
"Little sister" is just another way of saying "Guardian Angel"!

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05
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Michigan
4 posted 2002-09-10 10:43 PM


Oh what a cute poem, Julie...
I used to have a cat that answered the telephone...
I had to train either a pet or a child to do something... it was an assignment for a psychology class in graduate school...
My kids were untrainable so I trained the cat...
This was in the days before answering machines...
Every time the phone rang, he would knock it off the hook and meow into it...

and then there was the chipmunk who wanted to mate with the stone chipmunk on our sundial....
Animals are so cute!!!
~ hugs from a silly chipmunk

Lyra

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"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

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5 posted 2002-09-10 11:04 PM




(giggles in delight) Awwwwwww, I love animals so so much, I think they are one of God's most gorgeous creations and bring much joy and color to life! (kiss on cheek) I love it, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Julie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

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Gaia
6 posted 2002-09-11 04:29 AM


ROTFL. Animals really can be a riot, and this poem gave me a good laugh.
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7 posted 2003-03-14 01:30 PM


What about manatees?  They're pretty funny too.  Maybe if they save a drowning clown or something...
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