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Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

0 posted 2002-07-23 11:57 AM

Toerag Unemployment Plan
By Larry Chadwick

Toerag was feeling the pinch of being unemployed,
He needed to make some money his wife was getting annoyed.
So he devised his plan from sheer desperation,
But he considered it complete inspiration.

Spotting an young boy playing on the swing,
He told him to take this note to his mom, it is inspiring.
Running home the boy gave her the note he had,
Which she read out loud and it really made her mad.

“This is Toerag and I am going to kidnap your son,
Unless you send him to the park with a check it won’t be fun.
$5,000 dollars is what I demand from you,
Have him meet me at the park at half past two.”

So sure enough the boy delivered as Toe planned,
And with the check a note he carried in his hand.
This whole thing was working out so well,
That Toe decided he would sit and read the note a spell.

“Here is the money that you are taking away from me,
I can’t believe you’d do this to me, your wife, it’s so rude you see.”
So Toe hurried off to make his deposit at the bank,
To be overdrawn would really be quite rank.

July 23, 2002

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Gentle Spirit
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since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

1 posted 2002-07-23 12:09 PM

lmao........to cute Larry.
Hugs to you.

Enjoy life, this is NOT a dress rehearsal.

{on the wings of words are spirits fly...and our souls are free~me}

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

2 posted 2002-07-23 12:30 PM

LOL Too funny

Cold hands means a warm heart

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

3 posted 2002-07-23 12:50 PM

I see you're not working either today?....LOL
Or, not accomplishing anything worth while?

Neeraja
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since 2002-06-22

Posts 812
The Netherlands

4 posted 2002-07-23 01:05 PM

LOL!!!

Neeraja

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

5 posted 2002-07-23 01:58 PM

I see Toe stuck it to his wife.....finally!

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

6 posted 2002-07-23 02:05 PM

Donna,

Thanks for the smiles.

loner,

Thanks.

Toe,
I thought this was worthwhile. It doesn't pay, but worthwhile!

Thanks.

Neeraja,

Thanks.

'Deer,
See, now there's a perspective I hadn't considered! Thanks. LMBO

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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