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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2002-07-09 04:31 PM

Her breasts now round and sumptuous,
A figure that's adorned,
She's worked on this continuously,
Before was only scorned.

Hair like silver strands of silk,
A complexion like a baby's,
Legs like that on Betty Grable,
One very gorgeous lady.

She's worked and saved and done without,
To get her body in this shape,
Now she's pursued by all the men,
Her looks are simply great.

Though it took so many years,
She's never been regretful,
Congratulations Balladeer,
Your surgery was successful!

the_loner_23
Member Ascendant

since 2002-06-08

Posts 5479
Jacksonville, Florida, USA

1 posted 2002-07-09 04:33 PM

LOL Your killing me with these surgery poems. I mean this in a good way. LOL

Cold hands means a warm heart

devina
Member Elite

since 1999-10-28

Posts 3539
Cali

2 posted 2002-07-09 04:37 PM

Ouch sweets...I see your on one helluva roll these days...

yep~ *devious* still looks good on you man!!!

take care!!
~D

Open arms can be the most fragile in the world...

Irie
Senior Member

since 1999-12-01

Posts 1493
Washington State

3 posted 2002-07-09 04:38 PM

ROFLMBO!!!!

'deer, I had NO idea!
You look lovely, in fact, I'm jealous!

~Sheri

"The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first"

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2002-07-09 04:46 PM

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2002-07-09 04:56 PM

Oh, heavens!!! ROFLMAO!!!

Yanno, sweets... I know I'll never be disappointed when I open one of your poems... but ya need to warn me when I may lose all breath from laughing so hard! LOL Even knowing that you've been using Deer for target practice today (and hitting only bullseyes *G*) I still wasn't prepared for this one's ending... It's classic!!! LOL

hoot_owl_rn
Member Patricius

since 1999-07-05

Posts 10750
Glen Hope, PA USA

6 posted 2002-07-09 06:38 PM

ROFL....too funny Toe, love your hummor, it's been sadly missed for a long time here on the blue pages

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

7 posted 2002-07-09 06:42 PM

(giggles in delight) Balladeer, you've been exposed! LOL! Now will you please reveal those photos now, or are they going to be put on the black market? LOL! I love this, you crack me up, we all love you so much!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Titia Geertman
Member Ascendant

since 2001-05-07

Posts 5182
Netherlands

8 posted 2002-07-09 07:13 PM

Ahh Toe, now what should we call her now??

Balladearest????

Made my day, this one

Titia

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

9 posted 2002-07-09 07:44 PM

Toe, I thought nothing could surprise me, but this did. Lol
Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius

since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

10 posted 2002-07-09 08:01 PM

Ooohh, I really like this! Fun and so crafty!

Enjoy life, this is NOT a dress rehearsal.

{on the wings of words are spirits fly...and our souls are free~me}

my3monkeytoes
Member

since 2002-05-11

Posts 152
In the Carolina Breeze

11 posted 2002-07-09 09:41 PM

You know...when my son comes home and says all the girls at school "pick on him", I remind him that those girls don't know of any other way to let him know how they really feel about him. Attentions like that mean soemthing special, yanno. So, Toe, how long have you known 'Deer?

~SM

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

12 posted 2002-07-09 10:42 PM

I am simply amazed that you let this out, Toe!

You see, folks, to everyone else I look like the normal, 100% red-blooded, virile male you have come to know and love but, for some reason, to Toerag I appear to be this volumptuous female he describes here. It can get pretty unnerving.....the flowers, leering glances, constant invitations and eyes following my gluteus maximus whereever it goes. He needs help...or a hobby!

nice poke, bum