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Tim
Senior Member

since 1999-06-08

Posts 1794

0 posted 2002-05-26 10:38 PM

In the woods I was a walkin',
When I thought I heard some talkin',
I stopped right there to take a listen,
So there'd be nothing I would be missin'.
Towards the talkin' I took a mosey,
Bein' perhaps, a wee bit nosey,
I peered through a mulberry bush,
When from behind I felt a push.
I turned around, there stood a bear!
I thought perhaps I'd best leave there.
Without goodbyes, I took off runnin',
Just in the case the b'ar tweren't funnin'.
I ran real fast, I ran real far,
and all the while, I heard that b'ar.
I swear I smelled his honeyed breath,
If I tripped, a certain death.
Then up ahead was my parked car,
Hallelujah, I'd beat that b'ar,
Disaster struck, I had no key,
The door was locked, the end of me.
I turned around there stood the beast,
No where to run, I'd be his feast,
A noontime snack, a man entree,
Just then I heard the grizzly say,
I think perhaps that you dropped these,
And handed me my set of keys.

ThisDiamond
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-02-22

Posts 9353
Michigan, USA

1 posted 2002-05-26 10:44 PM

YES!
Excellent. Enjoyed immensely. ThisDiamond

Kitty**
Member

since 1999-07-27

Posts 428
Charlottesville,VA USA

2 posted 2002-05-26 10:47 PM

YEP !!! I really liked this...
A very good story before I retire for the night ! THANKS !! ;-)

Kitty

If you can't make it so,
you need to let it go!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

3 posted 2002-05-26 10:49 PM

ROTFL...Tim...you are too much!
Thanks for the chuckles tonight.
~Hugs~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
dancing with you in the summer rain~

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

4 posted 2002-05-26 11:22 PM

Nice to read this witty little ditty tonight. Very cute.

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-05-26 11:54 PM

(giggles) Hehehehe!

Your wonderful words always make me giggle, sweet friend, maybe he just wanted some Sugar Golden Crisp cereal! LOL! (big huggsssssss) This is soooooo cute, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Tim, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

"Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..."

Shakira

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

6 posted 2002-05-27 01:22 AM

ROTFL, were you following me at Yosemite about 25 years ago, in early Spring? How funny this was! But when something similar happened to me, my car was unlocked and the bear just ran past me. He must have spotted bigger game. I was sure glad I was short and skinny at the time...not even a snack.

Skyfire

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since 2000-12-27

Posts 3381
Riding

7 posted 2002-05-27 01:27 AM

LOL!!!

I love your work!

I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

8 posted 2002-05-27 02:45 AM

Now that was as cute as a bug in a rug~

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my faith, my family and my friends.

Sunshine

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Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

9 posted 2002-05-27 07:20 AM

A GOOD way to kick off Monday. Thank you so much, Tim!

Ah, being that it's a holiday, you don't suppose you could whip out a few more before the work week starts again, could you?

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