Open Poetry #20 |
Beware the Scuba Divers |
Poet deVine
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Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Please know this is not meant to be disrespectful or uncaring of the very real threat of terrorism. quote: I’m sittin here on my front porch In the middle of Arizona’s desert Shotgun cradled across my lap I’m awake and in full alert I’m protecting my home here Phoenix is safe from terrorist scum Ain’t no rotten scuba divers Gonna get past me by gum! I’m going to protect my country So I’m looking for the men in black Fins flapping on concrete Breathing tanks on their back The heat is building up here But they’ll surely pay for their sins And when the temperature rises? They’ll be baking in their fins. [This message has been edited by Poet deVine (05-25-2002 01:02 AM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(tears fall down my cheeks) Oh Sharon, this is terrible news, sweet friend, I hope this isn't really the case though we must remain vigilant all the same and the next time an act of terrorism is attempted we can thwart it all! (BIG HUGGGSSSSSSS) This is so very powerful, sweet friend, you have spoken your heart so well, we all love you so much! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
This is hilarious! If I see any walking across the pasture I'll give 'em a taste of my .22! By gum! Nan [This message has been edited by Pilgrimage (05-24-2002 11:25 PM).] |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Yore watching for scuba divers in the middle of an Arizona desert? I'm gonna sleep better tonight knowing folks like you are guarding the country! |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ROFL! On a more serious note - i heard about this, and wondered how they'd get their boats close enough to shore to drop anyone off with enough munitions to do any damage. ah well - hope you have a fan blowin' on yer front porch. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL. When you see scuba divers in Arizona, it means a really big earthquake just knocked California into the Pacific. Best be on the lookout, after all. Could happen, some day. |
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Nan
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since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
You sure that's not a WATER GUN you're packin' PdV???... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
*cracking up* ONLY YOU...would be concerned that someone might take SCUBA divers in AZ seriously!!! gawd but I love ya for that! and the poem? great commentary of sarcasm--at which you excel!!!! this one made me hug my heart--it just screamed: "WRITTEN BY SHARON" LU |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
LMAO I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing over this poem! That was just... Just... LMAO Just awesome! I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Only you! ~* Tell someone in your family that you love them today *~ |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i like the cleverness of you always have |
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Magicmystery Senior Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 821Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
YEah!!!! well didn't ya hear, they're just waiting off the continental divide....for the San Andreas to do it's thing.... once they've braved the subsequent tsunami, they'll be ready to move in... and Arizona will be likely their first target landing point. (for those of you living in California, I am only JOKING HERE) it's a good thing we have people like you out there that take national security to a whole new level. I love your sarcasm... I just thought I would add to it. Love, Light and Peace, Sherry Cherish the good memories past and look forward to the adventure called Tomorrow. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Yes this is a very real threat...one small boat got the USS Cole and it could have just as easily been a scuba diver...I'm a scuba diver and I'll be watching out on this side of the world...for information on the Cole type in USS Cole and click Go...James |
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Sunshine
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since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
The news DOES make for some interesting fodder when it comes to jolting our creative senses, doesn't it, PdV! Good job! |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Oh, I feel so safe! While you're protecting me, I'll just keep having fun! This is hilarious! THanks for the laugh Liz |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
Now those of us that actually are certified divers have to wonder...Are we gonna have to get clearance now...file a dive plan with the government, maybe pass a background investigation to rent gear...and oh my! let's not forget...oxygen is flammable. I have to commend you on keeping your perspective dear poet and pray that our fear does not rule us in the near future. It seems that terrorism has indeed accomplished one of its goals...confusion. Keep the faith! |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Thank you all for your kind comments. And I do understand that this could be a real threat. A scuba diver could wreck havoc on a cruise ship for instance.... As to the terrorist threats - my son and his family live near Chicago - that's probably a target city. My son-in-law works in a nuclear power plant and he and my daughter live fairly close to it - so that's another target. I am very aware of all the warnings - and would probably be frantic if I didn't keep my sense of humor and my faith. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
My daughter reminded me last night that it's usually harder to hit a moving target. We are in the process of moving. Does that make us safe? No, I guess not. Best to enjoy each day, and say/show I love you every chance you get. Maybe friendship and love are our only safety nets. PS, how is that ocean breeze today? |
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