Open Poetry #20 |
Once Upon A Midnight Beery ('Deer, payback time!) |
Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Once upon a midnight bleary while I toiled so weak and weary whence a knocking came to be at the door of my balcony Hark I say, who comes in night and scares me silly in fright Do you know the dog is nigh and from his perch he’ll fly Lie down thy rod and thy knife for 911 is now guarding my life My phone is all which I can use so come on down, don’t abuse. I tell you now, I tell you well my dog and I are gonna tell The cops are here to get you so..what is you now gonna do Though moon is full and bright that knock gave me such fright Turns out it was the Balladeer needed to potty after his beer. I guess I will post a sign point the way, draw a line The men’s room is OOC and ‘deer, old buddy... you ain’t no lady! Michael....this is retribution for the comment about Larry C’s hair that I borrowed..... [This message has been edited by Magnus (05-09-2002 08:20 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhhh...run for cover, it's the war of the Hair-Raisers! LOL! When I first saw the title, I was thinking "What did he do and what is the cause of the retribution?" then I laughed at the comment on the bottom! (sigh) This is delightful, sweet friend, we all love you so much, I'm getting away now! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Barry, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Aw, Larry, you don't understand Insulting you I had not planned You don't need hair upon that perfect dome. This way's more suitable for you You don't need money for shampoo And you don't need to carry 'round a comb! Tell Larry C to keep his hair. You don't need anything up there. May your head shine like beacons in the night. And if a sprout should dare appear Just call your buddy Balladeer And I will pull it out with much delight! |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Good one, Barry. Looks like the deer is surrounded today. |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Magnus darling boy this is simply exquisite, I am laughing so hard I shall definitely need the Ladies. Stress you know….. wonderful writing as always and you know I utterly utterly love your writing. It’s absolutely brilliant. Well done darling boy this is ace. Love and warm stuff As always Mushy To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Smiling, at Poet, and Respondee... |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! magnus, Michael said it right. You don't need hair. You are fine just the way you are. |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Adorable poem, Barry and I agree with Sue about the hair...you look fine just the way you are... But about this potty thing...didn't you know that wherever there is a man, there is a men's room? We women aren't quite so lucky if you know what I mean... ~potty hugs Lyra |
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