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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869
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About two months ago My friend Patricia bought a can of spinach and to her surprise a mouse was inside the store apologized and said they were sorry and took the other cans off the rack so the warehouse could check and track while eating dinner last night the doorbell rang the UPS man standing there handed her a package.. Said "handle with care" she slid in her hand and pulled out the dead mouse she gagged from the terrible smell and ran in and vomited it was the mouse from hell the one who loves spinach she doesn't know why the lab sent it to her instead of the grocery store but she knows one thing she's not shopping there anymore she called the store again and they said "we will come get it" she said "OH NO YA WON'T the MOUSE is mine now" so the mouse is in her freezer for safe keeping I wonder why? *wink*
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Yep, I wonder why myself! LOL! This is sooooo cute and creepy, sweet friend, now about that supermarket now...LOL! (kiss on cheek) This is a delightfully amusing read, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Victoria, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
she said "OH NO YA WON'T the MOUSE is mine now" so the mouse is in her freezer for safe keeping I wonder why? *wink* Ahhh...is she nuts??? Cute write. |
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Dark Stranger Member Patricius
since 2001-03-19
Posts 13631West Coast |
vicky "t" popeye is lookin for your friend.. think he has the hots for her... only you babe..could do this so well |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Victoria darling girl this is wonderful, it’s true only you could have written this. I’m glad she has the mouse safe and sound, and I bet the supermarket are going crazy. Excellent writing darling girl utterly excellent As always Mushy   To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
noah..haa...hard to believe the lab could be so stupid than to send back to the customer ha.. duncan..i have a feeling the little mouse is going to increase her bank account haa.. DS..im starting to feel sorry for that cute little mouse i hope when i die im not pushed around as much as he is haa..or she..first hes in spinach than in a lab than on a ride in the UPS truck and now in a freezer..who knows where he is going to end up next..probably in the court room haa..*wink* marsha..i bet the supermarket is scared stiff..can you believe this story...actually it was my husbands secretary Patricia..and when he told me this story last night..i cracked up laughing...i couldnt believe it..this is defiantly a poem in the making haa.. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
You wrote this well...James |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
I wonder if the mouse wants some cheese with the chilled wine in the fridge???? Vic....this is hilariously funny.... Thanx for putting a smile on my face! |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
Hello Victoria Such a very funny story which was a great start to my day..thanks! I hope you are well. Take care.....Sue Suetang |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Well, I was cooking dinner, but now I'm no longer hungry. LOL |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
Wow ... there's something you don't hear of happening often (and that's a good thing!) Like how you handled this. |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
james..thank you so much barry...she didnt think it was funny haa..neither would i but of course a poet would ha...i had fun writing it..thanks barry hugs sue..glad i made your day ha..hope it gets better sue hugs michael..sorry about that haa..hugs squirrel..thank you so much..glad you enjoyed [This message has been edited by Victoria (05-09-2002 11:37 PM).] |
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