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The Curse of Isabel...
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The Curse of Isabel... |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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So now the aftermath has come. The rest can now be told. Cape Cod is but a memory Of friendships wrapped in gold But now we see the residue That's made our lives pure hell... A malady that I have named The Curse of Isabel! Eight people met on Cape Cod's shore To spread a little cheer... Nan, Hoot Owl, Liz, Mysteria, Sy, Kit and Balladeer. The final one to join the group Just why, no one could tell, The lady with the golden voice.. Sy's good wife Isabel.  We should have known the minute Fog came rolling off the bay And mussels on the shore began To try to swim away That something was amiss or held Beneath an evil spell. We could not know the reason was The Curse of Isabel! She did her best to help us out And did so with delight To let us know that we were wrong And she was always right. We never would have had the chance To spend our time so well Without the constant guidance of Our good friend Isabel.  She did so in the calmest voice That I have ever heard. She drowned out foghorns in the night with but a single word. The Hound of Baskerville would be mute placed against her yell. How blessed we were to have a pal Like our friend Isabel. We went to Martha's Vineyard With our faces all aglow And passed the spot where Jaws was filmed Those many years ago. The fish went in a frenzy as they Swam away and dived As if they knew the REAL jaws Had finally arrived! So what's the aftermath, you say? Let's start with Balladeer. He came down with a cold that really Knocked him on his rear! Mysteria was sick two days.. She never left her bed. Nan had a family tragedy That will remain unsaid.  Liz met Isabel before So she remained protected. Like chicken pox, there's just one time That you can be infected. Hoot Owl? Well, I'm not really sure... May be coincidence But she packed up and drove away And ain't been heard from since!!! Poor Kit! She's in Intensive Care.. Had kidney stones right after She spent four days with all of us Amid the fun and laughter. Doc says it is a mystery How they could form and swell.. I could have told him that it was The Curse of Isabel!  Sy doesn't need to be concerned. He's been immune for years. He has a pair of hearing aids That he wears in both ears. Whenever she begins to rant Or scream or rave or yell He simply turns the volume off And shuts out Isabel! So that's the way it it, my friends... A sorry lot are we Who tried to get together for Some days of poetry. Remember what I say to you And teach your children well To never be subjected to The Curse of Isabel!!!!!  (my thanks to Sy and Isabel for being good sports with permission to post this little patch of humor) > [This message has been edited by Balladeer (05-02-2002 07:26 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
  (giggles in delight) Oh Balladeer, this is wonderful, sweet friend, oh my gosh, even the fish are affected by her curse and great white sharks like Jaws, what else can she possibly conjure? LOL! This is such a cute and wonderful tribute to this special member of the Cape Cod Society, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Balladeer, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
On the floor in hysterics with this one laughing so hard I couldn't even type. So that explains why I spent all day yesterday in the ER hooked up to IVs, Blood Pressure Machines, and Cardiac Monitors. Hopefully it's not fatal cause I'm not feeling real great yet  Needed this laugh today deer one |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
'Deer, It seems risking the Curse of Isabel was worth it. Great write!  It's never too late to have a good childhood! Woohoo! |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Balladeer You rascally fellow...I loved this! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Bravo...to 'Deer...Sy and Isabel, for all coming together to form this poem just for us! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Ohhh this deserves a first big KNUFFEL Deer How am I supposed to sleep now???   TitiaA rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Krissy Senior Member
since 2002-02-22
Posts 556kent England |
’Deer this is so funny, and again I’m laughing fit to bust. Mum isn’t any better she’s laughing so much she’ll have an accident in a moment. This will teach her to sit in the rocking chair won’t it I warned her, does she listen does she? Nooooo, of course not. The images are priceless, the poem flawless and the laughter is pure medicine, and everyone is always better off for a really good laugh. And the one thing my mum can do is laugh, she can do other things but she is such a terrible giggler you know. hey mama I got to answer first, more points to me I think 'Deer this is an excellent piece of writing and you get a standing ovation from me.  Love and warm stuff As always Krissy And while thy willing soul transpiers |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Oh Balladeer!!! ROFL....this is great!! Chris Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
ROFL.... oh you are bad.......... Michael Michael... didnt any one ever warn you... didnt anyone ever tell? Hell hath no fury ... like the payback of a scorned Isabel. ya know...it's funny ...but I heard that a certain "bug" man was under suspicion for these mysterious symptoms...perhaps its a rare case of Spam-itis??  |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
LOL! Seems she is a wicked lady that spreads a smiling condition too.. Infectious stuff here Balladeer..Love it!! Sincerely, Reg |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
This has to become a Classic 'deer poem!!! Perfectly written and wickedly funny.  |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
OMG this is so funny! I laughed through the whole thing, and I must say Isabel is a darling for putting up with these antics. You do capture the moments, Thank you Sy and Isabel for your good spirits. I wonder if the poet is as equally sportsmanlike (hmmmmm ?) It's food for thought LOve ya all Liz |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
'Deer...YOU are a funny funny man!!  |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
How do you keep doing this better each time? You're a riot, Michael...as sounds Isabel. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Be careful, Deer - You're very brave To pick on Isabel. I thought I might defend her but She doesn't need my help. She knows just how to handle you And our beloved Sy. If either of you picks on her She'll poke you in the eye...  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ Lambasting Isabel Whatever are ya' thinking ? When she's done with YOU your SPAM will be a'shrinking~ Haven't you heard ? Her best friend is that Bobbit chick and wouldn't you just know She taught Isabel her little trick~ You'd better cover the family jewels and head straight for the hills Isabel is hot to trot she'll be right on your heels~ *You are the poet extraordinaire~ Pfunny, Pfunny man ! *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Oh my, ROFL Sandra |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Noah...that's right...even the large-mouth bass were envious! Hoot...WOW! So she DID get you, too! Get better!!! Larry C...so far..waiting for a body part to fall off!! Martie...moi? Whatever do you mean? Sunshine..the three crumudgeons thank you! Titia...do those knuffels go well with spam? Krissy...hehe..thanks for liking it and to both of you for the giggles. That must ne a sight to see... Nightshade...great to make you smile! Thanks! Janet Marie...I'm innocent! I hear it was some sausage from Vienna that caused all the trouble!! regina..that she is. She cracks me up! Thank you, miss... PDV...hehe..thank you! It was a fitting end.. Liz...everyone knows that a deer is always game! Enchantress...yeah but, like my ex says, looks ain't everything! Duncan..there's just so much inspiration everywhere! Glad you enjoyed.. Nan...I have already purchased my steel jockstrap Marge..YIKES! Now you tell me! ok, I get the point..er, scratch that! Hello, sleep on my belly time!!!!! Hi, Sandra! Thanks for the smile!! [This message has been edited by Balladeer (05-02-2002 10:18 PM).] |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Oh my goodness Michael, only you could get away with this, and Isabel, what a good sport you are about his perpetual digs at you. (which incidentially I enjoyed so much by the way.)  You’d better watch your step She lives not too far away, She could sneak up on you, lambaste you one fine day. Isabel, what a sport, To let this humor out, And you know we love you The good and curse alike! Imagination is more important that knowledge |
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ThisDiamond Member Rara Avis
since 2002-02-22
Posts 9353Michigan, USA |
Balladeer, You are quite a character and an excellent artist. I intend to be a very good student. ThisDiamond |
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Raz Member
since 2002-04-30
Posts 51Quebec, Canada |
Great romping fun. Enjoyed. -Raz |
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SmittenKitten Senior Member
since 2001-06-20
Posts 1131where the sky and horizon meet |
Balladeer~ hehehe This is hilarious! You've done it again sir...I laughing my head off!*hugs* ~Krista Your beautiful words & creativity allow me to connect with the same in myself. |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
What a curse she is! Thanks for the warning and the great story, Deer. Cor |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
yanno? I don't know her? But I think I LIKE her lots! I already know she has excellent taste in men! and michael? This IS a classic. You are an invaluable poet of passions. Always a treat to read, and? a joy to study! |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
’Deer dearest heart what an absolutely wonderful poem this is it is sooooooooo funny, Krissy has told you I laughed so hard when she read this out to me, I nearly had a apoplexy. Note to self do not eat popcorn when listening to a ‘Deer masterpiece However this is such a priceless and wonderful poem that I’ll forgive you for making me laugh so hard. Truly one of your best, a classic ‘Deer production flawless witty and perfectly written, YOU always write brilliantly and this is simply divine. Bravo you get a standing ovation form me too, and I love it utterly utterly love it  Love and warm stuff As always Mushy  To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! I enjoyed reading this, Balladeer. Thank you for sharing it. |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Balladeer, I'm late as usual *chuckles* I am glad I caught this though It is sooooo funny. You do this so well, making people smile and laugh And YAY for Sy and Isabel for being good sports so we all could share the laughs Hugs, Tara "My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read" |
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bsquirrel
since 2000-01-03
Posts 7855 |
Makes me wish I'd gone there and gotten sick, too. The animations are such a part of the poem, too. Great work... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO!!!! I love this, Deer One!!! *S* Oh, my gosh... before my trip I'll need a vaccination. For I'll be meeting Isabel - Will I rue my vacation? Oh will my only ailment be A soreness in my side From laughing at our Balladeer And Seymour's lovely bride? LOL |
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D.Lester Young Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1219Austin, Tx |
I imagine what you could do when you really hate somebody. This is very powerful verse that flows in a humor unique to you. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Deer, sound like the curse of Isabel may become more than a cold for you. Loved it, I must have, I'm still grinning. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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