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Balladeer Gets Left With The Bill
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Balladeer Gets Left With The Bill |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 ~* Balladeer Gets Left With The Bill *~ Balladeer was 'hooked' in By a gal with big blue eyes First time he wasn't lookin' She left with that Toerag guy. But he is a right smart feller Thought he'd give love one more 'whirl' Went downstairs to his cellar Built a robot girl. With arms of wood and legs of steel, Her rear has wires attached to a wheel Her back is a coil that has to be lubed She can blow much more than a simple fuse. She don't raise hell when he's out all night, She don't complain he's always broke, Whenever he wants to cuddle her tight, He just gives her switch a poke. She's never confused, (no mental block) Cuz he didn't give her a mind, Her heart is simply a wind up clock This way she'd love him in "time" He really loves his gal alot, She sometimes shocks when he hugs, She 'overheats' when he hits the right spot Then he just pulls out the plug. Bally cherished her non-stop lovin' But she has had her fill, She had an affair with his Kenmore oven, Left 'Deer with the 'lectric bill. ~*~ Toerag [This message has been edited by Toerag (02-28-2003 03:44 PM).] |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Balladeer could have saved himself a great deal of work and grief. I have big blue eyes and I adore him! tehe This was you at your wittiest!  ~ Have a wonderful day--and night! EA |
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the_loner_23 Member Ascendant
since 2002-06-08
Posts 5479Jacksonville, Florida, USA |
ROTFLMAO This is hilarious. OMG!!!! I can't stop laughing. Cold hands means a warm heart |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
Funny and entertaining...you do make me laugh... believe in what your heart feels... |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
should have known old Deer would be trying to improvise.... but in the end.. gets left paying for it every time.. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Earth Angel....I'm a pushover for big blue eyes!!  I'm yours!!!  Hey Toewagger.. I had a girl of metal once. It didn't work out well. Her outer coat of steel melted Underneath my spell. I blew her circuits more than once And shorted out her wires. Her fuses blew and made a mess By starting little fires. Machines are just not strong enough To handle one like me. I need a woman, flesh and blood, With a lifetime guarantee!!  ...but ya done good here, bum. You're getting better....gonna have to work to keep up with ya....GOOD!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Balladeer ~ ....really? You're mine?....my heart be still! I'm getting the vapors! BTW your comeback poem is muy magnifico! You should post it! I'd read it again! Just make sure that you add that you now belong to Earth Angel...tehe ~ Love your wit and charm--and your poetry! Earth Angel |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
I look for the day when we can clone our favorite feminine feline...they would come with a variety of controls...such as talk mode, quiet mode, romantic mode and so forth...how long must I wait...James |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Some may think a girl of steel With wires instead of veins Would make a lovely mate you see To ease all lovers pains Give her a brain and she will be A master of education But she won’t be much use to you Unless you’re a master of lubrication *** Cute write Toe! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Very funny... I enjoyed Balladeers comeback: "Machines are just not strong enough To handle one like me. I need a woman, flesh and blood, With a lifetime guarantee!! " I wish I could "build me a man", hey Deer...could they model one after you? Certainly would be interesting around here. Despite what Toe says, we know better M |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Right, Maureen!! What does he know anyway??? I wish someone could build a machine of me. These original parts are getting a little rusty!!! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
It seems to me fair simplicity, Toe is so clear, ribbing Balladeer! Smiling at the both of you, and enjoying the poetry inbetween.... |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Hey, Michael, I know the feeling. I feel like I'm getting kinda rusty, too. Sharon, if they could build a robot of me, Gary is "a master"...LOL (I decided I'd better edit out what I had put there) [This message has been edited by garysgirl (02-28-2003 08:05 PM).] |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (sigh) Oh Toerag, this is sooooooo wild, sweet friend, looks like he is going to have to accessorize and learn Feng Shui to avoid this from happening again! (big hugggssssss) This is wonderful, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Toerag, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton "Underneath your clothes there's an endless story..." |
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aries_luv_ppl Senior Member
since 2001-09-20
Posts 1448Universal Mind |
hehe...this is funny... but really...if made no fun if all response from partner is predictable. LOL ~Every girl has a dream within. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
She's never confused, (no mental block) Cuz he didn't give her a mind, ROFLMAO... Someone should have told Bal that God realize His mistake and tossed away those particular specs after making ME! LOL I love this, sweets!!! LOL And what a lovely our Deer's love is! *G* |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
ROFL excellent |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
LOL Toe I enjoyed this and Deer..tsk..tsk..you need a machine already  Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Awwwwwww, poor dear! Maybe he should have gone gas instead of electric! Ooops, I can see Toe thinking of a another poem entirely now! hee hee! Cor |
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