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Jason Lyle
Senior Member

since 2003-02-07

Posts 1438
With my darkling

0 posted 2003-04-03 06:52 PM

Petri, little Petri!
Daddy's finally home
Look what dad has brought you
A chewtoy and a bone

Petri, precious Petri!
Your're always at the door
Was just a little late today
I stopped by the grocery store

Brad have you seen Petri?
My roommate looks away
And whats that smell Brad Majors?
But Brad had nought to say

I brought you home some dinner
I think i'll look outside
Not Like my Precious Petri
To slink away and hide

Why does Brad look guilty?
Whats has he tried to hide?
And then I thought with horror
Has my precious Petri Died?

Brad! what I have you done my friend!
I screamed it through a fog
And never was my life the same
After Brad Majors ate my dog

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2003-04-03 08:23 PM

OMG, poor Petri!
BRAD?!!!

LOL, what was really in that petri dish, anyway?

JP
Senior Member

since 1999-05-25

Posts 1343
Loomis, CA

2 posted 2003-04-04 12:59 PM

mmm hmmm, I can see that happening. Personally, I lOVE hot dogs...

Yesterday is ash, tomorrow is smoke; only today does the fire burn.
Nil Desperandum, Fata viem invenient

dreambuilder
Member

since 2003-03-23

Posts 319
caddyshack

3 posted 2003-04-04 01:14 AM

omg - part 1
loved this one
reminded me of an old
favorite place for lunch
excellent write - more please - lol

Jason Lyle
Senior Member

since 2003-02-07

Posts 1438
With my darkling

4 posted 2003-04-04 01:58 AM

lol, actually its part 2, Brad's hilarious write was first.

littlewing
Member Rara Avis

since 2003-03-02

Posts 9655
New York

5 posted 2003-04-04 02:21 AM

Jason - LMAOOOOOOO - I loved this! God - you know - I can see him doing that too . . . always making me smile TY xxoo

Aya
Junior Member

since 2003-03-25

Posts 42
New Zealand

6 posted 2003-04-04 06:55 AM

LOL I love dogs, im a HUGE animal lover, and i have to say that no matter how mean and horrible it is it is still a great poem and a great laugh :P. And tell me is that "petri Dish" avalible for take out? ok bad pun but someone had to say it :P

[This message has been edited by Aya (04-04-2003 06:57 AM).]

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

7 posted 2003-04-04 09:35 AM

I used to eat chinese too?....then Connie Chung got old...

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

8 posted 2003-04-04 10:20 AM

First- OMG TOE!!! LMAO, you know...I am only 38....

Very funny write may the poodle rest in peace.

Susan

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

9 posted 2003-04-04 10:39 AM

Susie....I'm hungry too!....We'll have to get together for a "duet"....I can yodel in the valley with the best of 'em!......

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

10 posted 2003-04-04 10:40 AM

Jason...this is a fantastic poem my friend....are you related to me?

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

11 posted 2003-04-04 10:57 AM

A duet in the valley while yodeling??? Multi-tasker I see.....

Susan

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