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Jaime Fradera
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since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2002-03-25 07:41 PM

The Drunken Dentist

There are two dentists in Fairbanks,
And one of them is a drunk.

May he die of the dee tees,
And alcoholic liv disease,
His gums rot,
And all his teeth fall out
For berating and mistreating
My Moonbeam and Midnitesun.

I wonder;
Where do bad dentists go
When they die? ..
And,
can they take
all the rotten teeth they pulled with them?
Hmmmmm …

Jaime

Eating is millions of years old.

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

1 posted 2002-03-25 08:04 PM

Jaime, I think when they die, they are placed in a big cavity and covered with gingevitus!! Rant on, good sir!

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

2 posted 2002-03-25 11:51 PM

I'm laughing so hard at this one my teeth might soon fall out.
Or is it because I just read Stephen King's book "The Tommyknockers" ? This is just too, too funny.

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

3 posted 2002-03-26 12:08 PM

When they die--maybe they should have to sit in their own waiting rooms...forever. Good one, Jaime!

Sven

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since 1999-11-23

Posts 14937
East Lansing, MI USA

4 posted 2002-03-26 03:14 PM

hmmm. . . this is funny. . . I like this. . . reminds me of the dentist in "Little Shop of Horrors"

great work. . .

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Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

5 posted 2002-03-26 04:25 PM

Ah Sven beat me to it! Yup the dentist in the "Little Shop of Horrors" it is, and cute as heck.

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Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04

Posts 3945
Texas, USA

6 posted 2002-03-26 04:41 PM

I like this one!

Nan

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

7 posted 2002-03-26 11:17 PM

(giggles in delight) Or maybe they make you have to wait forever and sit on the carpet and have to read the boringest magazines you can ever imagine and smell the Lysol that makes your head swim and gives them headaches! LOL! This is delightful, sweet friend, I love it, we all love you so much, you crack me up! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Jaime, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

8 posted 2002-03-27 07:17 AM

Cute one Jaime. I hate going to the dentist. They’re always telling me I have to floss and I hate flossing. This reminds me of my aunt’s doctor many years ago who had to amputate one of her toes. But he was drunk and amputated the wrong one. True story.

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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