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Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

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Gaia

0 posted 2002-03-14 10:24 PM

Living in Alaska for six years, three years without 20th century plumbing, has given me a new modern non-Webster's definition of AFFLUENCE.

AFFLUENCE.
Affluence.
The epitome of affluence
is when the confluence
of the effluents
of the affluent
mesh,
yet the influence of
affluence
makes
no difference
where the effluents
meet
in Alaska.
No congruence.
Does this
make any sense?

It might make sense
after
you drink
three glasses
of wine, and then
seek the position,
where the effluence of
affluence meet.

Startime
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since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

1 posted 2002-03-14 10:26 PM

*giggling* Oh my...did you ever twist me around your words with this one...BRAVO!!! I love it...**big hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

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Portland, Oregon

2 posted 2002-03-14 10:28 PM

(smiles) Wow, this is fabulous, sweet friend, your loving words influence the meaning of affluence with great confluence! (big hugggsssssss) This is marvelous, sweet friend, your words are always such a delight to read, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kacy, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

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United States

3 posted 2002-03-14 10:33 PM

Kacy,
There is a nuance of an influence of effluence! Or was that flatulence? I'm sorry it was probably the wine!

Midnitesun

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Gaia

4 posted 2002-03-14 10:34 PM

Karen, I absolutely love your giggle! Your laughter is heard all the way up to the midnitesun.

Noah, I thought you might have some fun with this one.

and

Midnitesun

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Gaia

5 posted 2002-03-14 10:35 PM

OMG. LArry!!! I never, no never, indulge in that other -ence you mentioned. ROTFLMAO. Share a glass of wine with me tonight?

Larry C

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6 posted 2002-03-14 10:37 PM

Kacy,
Really?!! You must be from the south!

I'll pass on the wine...I can do this sober.

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

7 posted 2002-03-14 10:39 PM

I believe you when you say it might make sense after three glasses of wine. Cause it makes sense after a couple of beers. And as for that f word that Larry was talking about….doesn’t he know that we women just don’t do those things?????lol

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Midnitesun

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Gaia

8 posted 2002-03-14 10:40 PM

OK. I usually do everything with coffee.

But tonight, it is SPRING, and I am celebrating. It was over +10F today...all day! And we should hit +29F by Sunday. Yes, it is time to celebrate.
Now, what's that got to do with anything???????

Midnitesun

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Gaia

9 posted 2002-03-14 10:43 PM

ROTFLMAO. Tracey! Yes, how dare he????
LOL, I never even did THAT after eating beans....
and I also own Microsoft. HAHAHAHA. Eat your heart out, Bill.

Tracey
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where insanity meets breeding

10 posted 2002-03-14 10:43 PM

You consider 10F to be spring???? That's dead of winter to me. It was 10C today here....now that's spring!! Or, as my dad always says
Spring has sprung,the grass has griz
I wonder where the birdies is

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Pilgrimage
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since 2001-12-04

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Texas, USA

11 posted 2002-03-14 10:49 PM

You have me all twisted up. I think you're a bad influence.

Nan

Midnitesun

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Gaia

12 posted 2002-03-14 11:02 PM

ROTFLMAO. Tracey, where is the grass griz? And what is griz?

Pilgrim, LOL at your reply. SHH! May the confluence be with you! or was that the effluence? or the congruence? or perhaps, the affluence? I think the affluents influence ruleth the world effluents.

Larry C

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13 posted 2002-03-15 01:23 AM

Kacy too much fun to let drop:

*BUMP*

Midnitesun

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14 posted 2002-03-15 03:31 AM

LOL at you again, Larry. Did you know we have outhouse races here every year? Some really bored oldtimers decided years ago to put outhouses on skids and race them over the ice. But even affluent effluent isn't allowed in the race...no, these are not the real sheds on skids, just pretend porta-potties. See what these really long winters can do to otherwise normal people????

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (03-15-2002 03:33 AM).]

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