Quite Possibly the World's Worst Poem

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Tim
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0 posted 2002-02-15 10:38 PM

Pharoah Faucett was his name,
A drag queen of Saharan fame,
He sang and danced at King Tut's tomb,
He mummified the whole dang room,
Sold hieroglyphics on the side,
Took tourists for a camel ride,
Around in circles, Nile after Nile,
Sold them the Sphinx with wadi'd guile,
They turned him into vanishing creme,
When Egypt them on a pyramid scheme.

[This message has been edited by Tim (02-15-2002 10:38 PM).]

Poet deVine

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1 posted 2002-02-15 10:39 PM

LOL....no ...not possibly at all..YOU never wrote a bad one in your life. Even THIS is wonderful...thanks for the laugh!

Larry C

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2 posted 2002-02-15 10:46 PM

Tim,
ROTFL Way funny. I wonder if that is where Midnitesun got her camel ride? LOL Awesome job.

Enchantress
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3 posted 2002-02-15 10:51 PM

Funny stuff here!
Thanks Tim! LOL.
~Hugs, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me~

serenity blaze
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4 posted 2002-02-15 10:56 PM

Okay, I'm STILL gonna argue. Not bad poetry at all--CAMP poetry!

Enjoyed!

Duncan
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5 posted 2002-02-15 11:38 PM

Hilarious...and I agree with Serenity!

JBaker515

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6 posted 2002-02-15 11:41 PM

So do I! LOL!

~~Jeff~~

Larry C

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7 posted 2002-02-16 02:48 AM

*bump* to a great poem. Very punny! Had to drop by again.

Kethry
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8 posted 2002-02-16 07:05 AM

Tim,
lol, I guess you were breaking camp when you wrote this.Very punny. Remind me not to hire o'glyphics from you.
Kethry

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Sunshine

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9 posted 2002-02-16 08:50 AM

Cute!

Mistletoe Angel

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10 posted 2002-02-16 05:24 PM

(giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhhh...I love this, this is so cute, you always write such wonderful poems, you could never write a bad one in my opinion! (big hugggssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is delightful! You have such a beautiful heart,k sweet Tim, thank you for sharing!