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sodpossom
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0 posted 2002-02-02 05:21 PM


Ten dollars a ticket for cow patty bingo
Could of saved money but how was I to know
The prize money would be negated
because the cow was constipated

© Copyright 2002 Stevie Houston - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2002-02-02 05:27 PM


  

(giggles) Oh my, yep this was indeed a waste of money it seems! (smiles) Such a short and delightful poem, sweet friend, your words always make me smile! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Stevie, thank you for sharing!



May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

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Silver Streak
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2 posted 2002-02-02 05:37 PM


Never bet on a swollen fat cow!

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Copyright: 2002 Newell Elsworth Usher

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3 posted 2002-02-02 06:52 PM




I love it!!!!! So great!

strbbux
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4 posted 2002-02-02 06:57 PM


HAHAHAHA sodpossom you are a riot, I so love to laugh at your humorous poems. floria

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But die with all their music in them"
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5 posted 2002-02-02 08:03 PM


Stevie darling boy I remember this one from MT I loved it then I adore it now. So darling boy does this mean I can stroll around the fair wearing my Kiss me quick titfer (Oh titfer for all of you who don’t know is a hat, cockney rhyming slang tit for tat = hat, Good grief!) and eating my candy floss? Hmmm? Just win me a bear on the Aunt Sally and I’ll love you forever. Oh I already do, oh well I’ll think of something Stevie boy. I’m sure I could arrange some little incentive………. Oh that’s right I promised to keep you out of Keth’s clutches, you wouldn’t want to be there darling boy she’d mess your hair up.

You know I LOVE THIS don’t you? Of course I do it’s utterly wonderful

What can I say except this is utterly wonderful.


Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace St John ch2 v1


Madame Chipmunk
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6 posted 2002-02-02 11:57 PM


LOL, Stevie...this is so funny!
I really need some good laughs and you gave me one!

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

Larry C
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7 posted 2002-02-03 12:11 PM


sodpossum,
Hilarious! And I thought I knew what a titsfer. LOL We're still talking about cows right?

N orth Carolina Girl
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8 posted 2002-02-03 12:18 PM


Stevie,I know you`re looking forward to Farmers Day so you can play this again.


Love you!

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