I'm a Golfing Bum From Flor'da

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Kevin

Senior Member

since 1999-11-02

Posts 729
Torrington, Ct, Usa

0 posted 2001-11-20 02:27 AM

I’m a golfing bum from Flor’da
Where the old men congregate
Eat my dinner at four thirty
Then its back to bed by eight
I got no drivers license
Cause I have no use for cars
Take the inter coastal taxi
To the local tourist bars

I have low income housing
In the glades land comes dirt cheep
Got a house boat that I’m fixing
Though the cost for parts is steep
And some days I like to pretend
That this floating wreck I’ve got
Is the pride of all of Lauderdale
(a multi-million yacht)

Learned many things in Flor’da
Like the scent of silicon
And it sure is nice to look at
Though to grab I don’t condone
And when there’s none around
but I’m still in the mood to play
I take a trip to south beach
Via good ol’ A1A

I’m a golfing bum from Flor’da
Though I’ve got a nasty slice
But the fairways always green
And daily thunderstorms are nice
Yes I’m proud of my surroundings
Gators far as you can see!
If your lucky one will bite you
Now don’t you just envy ME

What can I say lol…I just cant stay away

[This message has been edited by Kevin (edited 11-20-2001).]

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

1 posted 2001-11-20 03:31 AM

Oh Kevin - Touche' That was awesome, and the rhyme was wonderful! Let's see what the "Golfing Bum" has to say about this one, that was an "ouch" LOL, and don't you dare stay away you hear?

~*~ Carpe' Diem ~*~

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

2 posted 2001-11-20 05:37 AM

If I could just be a golfing bum...James

rosepetals25

Member Elite

since 2000-05-31

Posts 3076
PA

3 posted 2001-11-20 07:28 AM

Kevin,

I'm glad you can't stay away

You made me smile.. and that is what I need this early in the morning hehe.

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
- Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

4 posted 2001-11-20 08:33 AM

methinks we must keep atop
the little fellow's sense of whop!
for Balladeer shall surely see
the skewer of his poetry

Keep it up, 'tis all I'll say
in hopes to see more rhyme today...

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

5 posted 2001-11-20 09:15 AM

Kevin~
You took a real slice at the Master with this one~

Reckon that's reaaaaaaaal smart thinking~
Balladeer could always line you up a summer job as his caddy~
Clever move my friend - Florida vacation FREE at Balladeer's home

Love n' hugs~
Happy Thanksgiving, Kevin~
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
[email protected]

Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

6 posted 2001-11-21 01:26 AM

Yea Kevin! WOO HOO... Way to go.. ahem.. I mean.. bad Kevin.. bad bad Kevin.. pickin on the senior citizen that way.. shame on you.. giggle..

@ Balladeer

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

7 posted 2001-11-21 01:54 AM

Kevin,
Foouurrrr!!!!!!!!

Duncan
Member Ascendant

since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

8 posted 2001-11-21 01:59 AM

I wondered if you'd write from there. Good job on this one, Kevin. Giving him a run for his money.

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

9 posted 2001-11-21 04:10 AM

I'm still on your team Kevin. Just don't forget your hard hat when you're out on the course in front of the Balladeer.

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