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HasBeans and Beer
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HasBeans and Beer |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia 
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My resolution for this year is …stop eating beans while drinking beer This I believe will bring good cheer To those who hate my beans and beer It started many years ago At Christmas time in my ho ho! Beer and bean just seemed to go Though my friends said it was not so Beans and beer, for me, are good But whoop's there goes the neighbourhood When flatulence does what it should It clears the system of dead wood But my friends say don't come here If you're having beans and beer So passing through another year No beans and beer will bring good cheer Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Kethry - beans and beer to flaculate. Ruining the neighborhood, making a mist. hehehe... You're too muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... BC |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
OMG...Keth, I am laughing so hard I may wet myself!!! I confess, I saw the title, and thought, "this is either a really cheap date, or a horrible personal ad!!!!" Thank you, thank you, for the giggles, I adore it! The only thing funnier, would be a poem about the aftereffect, while bathing! (there is something hilarious about a bathtub fart! makes that little noise, oy,oy,oy....rofl here...) Forgive me, I DO get carried away when someone gets me started! |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Keth you crack me up.... Sy and Randy have chips and beer while watching football LOL maybe you guys should get together...dont forget the "bean-o"  Happy New Year Kethry  When your own emptiness is all thats getting through |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Keth darling sister of my soul, I know I said I wanted some spare resolutions, but these darling girl are not the ones. Yes I am giggling, you always can make me laugh, when you're not making me cry. Fabulous super writing and I love it. As always Mushy    To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace St John ch2 v1 [This message has been edited by Marsha (12-28-2001 06:42 PM).] |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Kethry....that is why I don't drink beer.. Cause beans do enough already...Thanx.. enjoyed this.. |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Kethry loves her beans and beer She has them every day She says it is the perfect thing To keep burglars away. She loves those beans in every way.. Red, Navy, Black and Kidney They always give a smog alert Each time she visits Sydney!! Last week her power went out and she Lit one small match to guide her. Explosions blew her house to bits And, ultimately, fried her! Poor Keth! Her love for beans and beer For dinner finally cost her. So now Van Kamp stays on the shelf While she enjoys her Foster!! Only you would come up with a topic like this, Keth! You're great!!  |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
I can't seem to stop laughing, Keth! and I think this would make great lyrics...I can just hear it as a song... pass the Beano please!  you might want to be careful with those beans and beer or you might just get arrested. copyright2001 Lyra Nesius |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
That's right Bill, tooooo much air, this is one way to expunge it, serenity, I'm glad this almost made you wet yourself...I'd have hated it to be the real thing. And it was a horrible personal ad or at least a horrible confession, You know, I secretly love beans and beer, type of thing....good for the soul. Janet, cracking you up is not all it's cracked up to be especially as I come from down under anyway. Sorry New Year Madness...my point dear lady is ...errr I have no point, they won't let me near sharp objects. Marsha, they're not, darn I wrote this just for you...oh well next year. Magnus, but they're such a great combination. Balladeer Now Balladeer he likes to tease about beans and beer this day but at my solution he can't sneeze it DOES keep thieves at bay Up to Sydney I ain't been it really is a pain but while I'm having beer and bean they ban me from the plane After that week, you know the one when the lectric light went out those re-fried beans were yummy yum but I changed my beer to stout I can give up my beans today but can't surrender cheer Deer you poem blew me away a change from beans and beer Lyra, Arrested me! Nah! I'd just blow the authorities away. Keth Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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N orth Carolina Girl Senior Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 962NC,USA |
Kethry,you have just made this old sick body feel so much better   This was just to funny!I`m not much for beans but I do like a good cold beer once in awhile. Juanita |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kethy, ROTFLMAO I wondered where that odor came from? If beans is a musical fruit with which you like beer, does that make you a karaoke machine? LOL |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
FALLING OFF MY CHAIR.. got to show this one to my husband. LOL...sounds like him...great funny write. strbbux  |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Juanita, when did you get Old!...I know it must have bean that new year's resolution ...to act your age. Thanks for stopping by lovely lady. Larry, I can karaoke with the best of them I just can't karatune. strbbux, Be very careful, falling off your chair is something you need to save for special occasions, like the beans and beer festival. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
This is too cute. It's also why I don't eat beans and drink beer at the same time. I love both, but what a lethal combination If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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GenXer Senior Member
since 2001-12-15
Posts 583USA |
Keth - I always knew you were a beer loving, bean eating, football watching, tobacco chewing, toe jam picking kind of a gal. That is why I like you.lol    Thanks for the laugh.Dave [This message has been edited by GenXer (12-29-2001 04:17 PM).] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Kethry!! This is just too funny!! Excuse me while I repair my mascara. Good stuff! ~Hugs, Nancy~ *~ Wishing everyone a New Year filled with Peace & Love ~* |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTF, Kethry this is so hilarious. For years I ate chili beans, chiles rillenos, tacos, enchildadas, chips and salsa for New Year's. It comes from growing up in So California in a predominately Hispanic neighborhood. We always ate that way, all year long. But it can be lethal with too much cerveza. BTW, is this how those wildfires got startd, when someone *arted?????? |
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EagleOne Member Elite
since 2000-03-07
Posts 2829Between a laugh and a tear... |
I say eat, drink, and be merry! Enjoyed greatly, take care! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Kethry, the chuckles in this are delightful cantained...I think I shall join you! |
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arthur Senior Member
since 2001-08-14
Posts 678england |
happy to say thanks for your poem from some 13,000 miles away arthur |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Tracey, it's only lethal for others...for me I find it quite... invigairating. GenXer, ...What's football? Enchantress, I've heard hasbeen sauce is good for repairing mascara...although I was always taught if it ain't broken don't fix it. Midnitesun, ROFL at your reply...It may have started the bushfires but if so it wasn't me...I can't get on the plane to Sydney. EagleOne, Ditto...Does that mean tomorrow no bean? Sunshine, Well I've been called a ham, and I have eaten spam, but it's nice to know your laugh's not canned. arthur, if you got my poem 13,000 miles away...I've definitely got to cut down on the beans and beer. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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