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Caught With Your Zipper Down
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Caught With Your Zipper Down |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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Caught With Your Zipper Down By Larry Chadwick There you are looking me straightin the eye, And I start to wonder if I forget to button my fly. It’s time to be subtle, no quick move will do, I can’t even look. Why oh why didn’t I button my fly? So there I stand with a cool breeze blowing in, This is the time to be suave and coyly defend. I bend at the waste or strategically place an arm. About now most anything will do just to make it end. It’s never that easy, to grab your zipper and give it a pull. They immediately think you’re a deviant and are in trouble. You spin around but that doesn’t work, others are watching too, Every where you look people are staring and you ARE in trouble. Focus, that is the thing to do! Nothing seems to have fallen out, So maybe it is better then what you imagined it would be. Now it’s time to concentrate and finally close the corrals old gate. You pirouette just so, with the left hand holding and the right to be ….Bag that, hunker down and just pull the zipper, turn, exit right on out of here without looking back…ever and then stand up and run… [This message has been edited by Larry C (12-22-2001 07:17 PM).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
cute poem Larry, the title tho, made me wince for you, I thought something was caught IN the zipper!  And following that line of thought, I am giggling as I read your critique message: "Tenderness is not resented." rofl...enjoyed the humor here, and sigh, as for the above madness, sometimes I just go off into my own little world! Thanks for the smile, Happy Holidays!  |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
serenity, And you would think a lesson learned repeatedly could be avoided! I can hardly wait for old age! LOL And getting caught in it is a whole other painful story...ouch |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Larry, I'm glad you didn't get caught in the end. Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO!!! I went to bed early but couldn't sleep, got up to check out the Aurora, then came to the board for a little peek. And what to my wandering eyes should appear? Not Santa's reindeer, that's for sure. Now Aurora is playing second fiddle to this midnight showtime riddle. What was that thing in yonder sky? OH MY! OH MY! It's Larry's fly! LOL, you thought I could just read this and laugh?  |
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N orth Carolina Girl Senior Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 962NC,USA |
Larry,thanks for the smile today on this cool Friday.   Juanita |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
Hello Larry The title certainly got me on this one and I must confess, my first thought was "dirty old man" but that was awful for me to think that!!lol I loved the humour in this and it was a great start to my day. Take care....Sue Suetang |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Oh Larry, hehehe....look what I caught!..er, found. I don't think everyone had a chance to see this 'little ditty.' LOL.....Nancy Lee.  *~ Wishing you all a magical Christmas ~* |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
LOLOLOL this was wonderful, I so enjoyed reading it. Thanks for the laugh, strbbux |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Larry...do I ever know and can relate to that feeling...liked the moves...I will have to remember them... |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Larry, This was to cute Thanks for the laugh Hugs, Tara "My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read" |
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RosePetal
since 2001-08-26
Posts 2985South Florida |
I enjoyed this , hehehe! I wont even tell you what I thought this poem was going to be about when I read the title LOL! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
And shame on all you people! Kethry, Actually, that would have been first grade! Oh, pain and agony. The scars remain. LOL Kacy, Now why would I think you'd leave this one alone? LOL Had to bite my tongue there... Juanita, I didn't feel that breeze today. LOL Sue, Me...a dirty old man? Really!  Nancy, Leave my little ditty out of this, ya' hear. LOL strbbux, LOL You're welcome. Magnus, Actually, those are old moves. I'm so old now I don't care. LOL Tara, If I said the pleasure was mine I'd probably get in trouble, huh? RosePetal, Hmmmmm! LOL |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
You know, Larry, this happens to me all the time, especially when I'm walking into a room full of people Kathleen (Kay) |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Irish Rose, Oh no! Not you too. I hate it when that happens. LOL |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Irish Rose, A double post. I hate it when that happens too. LOL [This message has been edited by Larry C (12-22-2001 07:14 PM).] |
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