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Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-11-09 11:08 PM

As sure as two and two make four
the steak I bought at grocery store
for ump-teen and a half a pound
will on sale tomorrow be found !

For don't it always work like so
scrimp,save,clip your coupons,go.
Like buying stocks at all time "lows"
to watch them tank ( like flush, yanno?)

There must be some unwritten rule
that isn't taught in any school
in any nation world-wide
that me, from money, will divide !

P.T.Barnum did the math
the sum of which is my epitaph
"Here lies Doc now underground ,
the best Damn deal he ever found !"

Elizabeth

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since 1999-06-07

Posts 6871
Minnesota

1 posted 2001-11-09 11:43 PM

It wouldn't be hard for you to leave them laughing, Dr....

God bless America, my home sweet home.

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

2 posted 2001-11-09 11:46 PM

very chic mister moose!

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

3 posted 2001-11-10 12:03 PM

Boy, do I ever know what you mean. If I buy something today, it goes on sale tomorrow. And my stocks always seem to go down, even when I think I'm buying a rock bottom bargain!! lol. Great write Doc. I enjoyed this very much. Many true words spoken

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

4 posted 2001-11-10 01:18 AM

ROTFLMAO, at your poem, which except for the steak part, could be my epitaph as well. No matter how I shop, the best deal is always the one I just missed.

OMG, is that my problem with men too???????

Krawdad
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since 2001-01-03

Posts 2597

5 posted 2001-11-10 01:45 AM

HA HA HA !!!
You've done it !
And I know that problem, d*** it.

rosepetals25

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since 2000-05-31

Posts 3076
PA

6 posted 2001-11-10 08:56 AM

William,

"There must be some unwritten rule
that isn't taught in any school
in any nation world-wide
that me, from money, will divide !..."

LOL. OOOhhhh do I know that equation. It is mine as well

Thank you for this enjoyable read

Hugs,
Tara

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

7 posted 2001-11-12 01:02 AM

Dr.Moose1,
ROTFLMAO Ya' know you'll never see a hearst pulling a uhaul. So don't sweat it, eh?

Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

8 posted 2001-11-12 03:05 PM

He he he... yep! I bet you're one of those persons that switches to the shortest line, only to have it take longer. See ya in the isles. Peace!

Denise

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since 1999-08-22

Posts 22648

9 posted 2001-11-12 08:42 PM

ROFL

Oh boy, can I relate to this! Ah well, it's all worth it, if this humorous gem is the result! Thanks, Doc!

Dr.Moose1
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since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

10 posted 2001-11-16 04:12 PM

Elizabeth, Wayout, Tracey, Midnitesun, Krawdad, rosepetals25, Larry C., Andrew, Denise.
(Let this be a lesson to me for not replying sooner)
I get the impression I may have struck a chord here ( and for a while I thought I was the only one ) . My thanks to you all .
Doc

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