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Worrier For Hire
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Worrier For Hire |
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Kit McCallum
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since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada 
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Worrier For Hire I worry for a living, and I'm told I'm rather good, A job I've had for many years … not widely understood; I learned so very long ago, this skill that I have honed, I take the worries of the world, and make them all my own. I have a knack for worrying … I just internalize, It matters not the incident, I'll take on any size; A drought, a famine, missing dog, a broken heart or two, I'll take your worries on myself, and I will see them through. It seems this is my lot in life, I cannot let it go, From war to heartache, I am here to lighten up your load; Just let me know your problems, I am here for you to use, Regardless, I will worry … so you have nothing to lose. It does nobody any good, this worrying you see, It only serves to weigh you down, and break your sanity; I'd rather that it just be me … no need for all to hurt, Just pass your problems on to me, and yours will go inert. I'm really quite experienced, don't worry that I'm not, I'll send you several references … I have an awful lot; I find it comes quite naturally, my wrinkles will attest, My customers can sleep at night … it's "me" who needs the rest. Oh sure, It takes a toll on me … perhaps it isn't wise, But I can't stop this worrying, I've found no compromise; I know that it's not easy, many hold on to their fears, But honestly, I'll do the job … it is my true career. See, worrying won't change a thing, you need to find release, You may as well just let them go, so you can have some peace; Just pack up all your troubles, send them to my home address, I'll worry if you don't, you know … I'm really quite obsessed. So if your worries overwhelm, just pass them on to me, I'll fret enough for all of us … and best of all … I'm free! /Kit McCallum |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
Ok...IT REALLY was you in the mirror  You just need to be (cadenced) kissed for this one... *sigh* ... Oh how I relate Kit-girlie... and oh how I wish I didnt *S* Mark tells me all the time..."you worry to much, leave some for someone else"  It does take its toll...but some people just have certain instincts that have always led them. Its all a part of who we are...what makes us-us. hugs to ya sweet poetess worrywart jm Well tomorrow holds only mystery |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Oh goody - I'm sending you ALL my worries - Keep an eye open for them - They'll be neatly tied & packaged - I'll send them via ground transport so you won't worry about them en route - I'm so excited that I'll have NOTHING left to worry about... This is GOOD news...  |
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RSEvans Senior Member
since 1999-10-23
Posts 1147Tulsa, OK, USA |
What was that address again? If worry truly caused wrinkles I'm afraid some of us would look like Char-Pei's. Wonderful write, Kit. |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Kit - how true is this poem about worry. It would be nice not to worry so much, as we do... BC |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Kit, I have about 1000 worries, may I send them?? This was wonderful, fun, yet meaningful. Thanks. Sandra |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Kit, Your poetry is excellent But your offer quite bizarre If we sent our repent We would not know who we are? You are my kind of poet. *L* |
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HopeS Member Elite
since 2000-12-22
Posts 4596Perth Western Australia |
Kit This was an excellent description of me !!! I'm always being told that I must have been born a worrier Hope |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
 Thank you for the smile here! I am also a worrier, but I wouldn't wish MY worries on anyone. If you have an overload, send them my way. |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
Kit, we're twins, we are!  I enjoyed this witty ditty! I am the master worrier, so much so, I literally have breakdowns every so often - I worry about everything and everyone. Hun, you wouldn't want my worries! Funny thing is, us worriers hate the stress, but we thrive on it as well. We can't live with it or without it. It's a double edge sword, isn't it?! Take care, Melissa~ "Poetry is not an opinion expressed... |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Okay, so you're a worrier, At least you know you are, So nows the time to take the worries, And stuff them all into a jar! Keep them there for rainy days, And when you're bored, pull one out, Don't be fussy, any old worry will do Just pick one to worry about. I find that if I keep them there, In a jar, up on the shelf, They are still there tomorrow, And I have more time to myself! So when you think of a worry, Write it down; stuff it in the jar, Put it high up on the shelf, Trust me, you'll forget where they are! Oh Kit, I couldn't resist. This is not cadence perfect - but I hope you got my message sweetie , from an ex-worrier.Don't Worry! Be Smiley!  ~* If you want a rainbow, sometimes you just have to put up with a little rain *~ |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Kit~ I've taken your photo and your sweet intend Sent it on to the home of a friend She decided that it was an offer too good to resist So you'll be happy to know she put you on the Ten-Most-Wanted list !  *You are soooooooooo cool, poetess~ *Hugs* ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
My worries are so scattered it would take years to round them up. But when I do, rest assured that I'll share some of them with you...but not all. For some of my worries help keep me grounded in reality, and help propell me forward, out of harm's way, away from negative reaction, and into positive life-sustaining action. Nope, you cannot have all my worries. But your offer is so generous! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Maybe we can share for I'm a worrier too if you'll send some to me I will send a few to you Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
I will keep my own worries and calculate a plan of release on someone more deserving...I am sure you have enough worries of your own...so relax...take some deep breathes...and enjoy the moment...James |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
BREATHE Kit BREATHE... I know where you are coming from...I'm one too! ~I've loved you forever, in lifetimes before~ |
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Songbird Member Elite
since 1999-12-15
Posts 2184Missouri |
A very entertaining poem, I really like it alot. I used to be a huge worry wort till I finally figured out it was the things I didn't think to worry about that always managed to happen. |
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Suzanne Arlene Member
since 2000-10-09
Posts 377Ontario, Canada |
My mom is a prime time worrier too. I think i am gonna print this one out and show it to her. She is gonna love this Thanx for brightening my day. Suzanne |
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Lisann Member
since 2001-01-31
Posts 350 |
Let's not let this offer get out too much there will be many people that will want to take you up on that. Including me, how about one right now---------You can take the worry out of me tonight-------I get my husbands MRI results tomorrow morning. He has spinal cord cancer and has already underwent radiation treatment but it appears as though it is coming back. SO----what do you think Kit? Do you want to tackle this one for me so I can get a good nights sleep for once. Thanks Kit, I'll take a deep breath tonight and hold it tomorrow. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Oh Kit, this is so cute. I just LOVE it. I won't be sending any worries though. I usually just ignore my worries in hopes they'll go away. Ever the eternal optimist I am. If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Janet Marie: LOL @ worrywart. Yup … that's me JM … and you too apparently, ROFL .. thanks gator gal. Nan: I got the package this morning Nan …. Consider yourself worry-free, LOL! RSEvans: ROFL … what a great visual RSEvans, thanks for the grins! Bill: Yes, it most certainly would be nice … thank you Bill … and wonderful to see you! Sandra: Send away Sandra … send away (and don't worry … I'll even cover the postage, LOL). Seymour: So very true Sy … if I didn't worry so much, I wonder how different I would be … hmmmm … much to ponder there. Thank you Semour. HopeS: Born a worrier … live a worrier … looks like there's a few of us out here HopeS … thanks for understanding! Poet deVine: LOL … Sharon, you my dear, are one of the nicest people I know. Hugs to you for the offer (now send a few my way and get some rest). Melissa: It is definitely a double-edge sword Melissa … if I don't worry, I worry about not worrying … ya know? LOL. Mysteria: Thanks so much for the wonderful rhyme Sharon … perhaps I'll try to take you up on this suggestion. Maybe I'll get some sleep yet, LOL. Marge: The Ten-Most-Wanted list eh? Now that's quite an accomplishment! ROFL … love ya Marge, thanks for the smiles. Midnitesun: You've made a very convincing point Midnitesun … OK, just send a few my way … we've got to stay grounded for sure. Titia: LOL … what a wonderful offer Titia … thank you! They're in the mail! James: Oh, you're a sweety James, thank you. Deep breaths and relaxation on it's way, much appreciated. Enchantress: LOL, it is kind of sad that we have to remind ourselves to breathe isn't it ... thanks Enchantress. Songbird: So true Songbird, so very true. I'll keep that one in mind … thank you! Suzanne: I'm glad I could brighten your day Suzanne … thank you, and I hope your mom enjoys it! Tracey: Ah Tracey … I just saw the mailman, and his bag is full today, so it's a good thing you didn't send anything. The offer's still open though, LOL! Lisann: I'm so sorry you've had so much to deal with Lisann … if I could possibly help alleviate some worries, I would gladly try. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your husband, sincerely. Much appreciation to all, /Kit |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
This is a great poem But, sorry, I don't have any worries to send But I have a suggestion, instaed of worrying WRITE POETRY!. You are so much better at that And this is an example Stay sweet Liz |
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Lisann Member
since 2001-01-31
Posts 350 |
Kit, Thanks for the offer--but, all of this "worry" has brought my relationship with my husband and daughter to a closeness I never dreamed possible, so------I think I'll keep my worries. P.s ~~~~MRI results are back and so is his tumor, he will be going through surgery AGAIN. But he is a very strong person, physically, spiritually and emotionally so He will get through it o.k. I have faith in him and in God. Thanks for the concern and the prayers. |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
Had to chuckle over this a bit for I have worries by the Kit if you share with me, so will I then we'll take tea, and breath a sigh! |
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illusion Member
since 2001-06-19
Posts 296 |
This brought the first sincere smile I've had in days - I thank you for that from the bottom of my heart. And from the bottom of my worry-bag, I'm sending you my entire collection - now I may sleep for a week (if I can stop worrying about how you're going to handle that heavy package without a forklift!) Wonderful poem, Kit. I enjoyed it very much. [This message has been edited by illusion (edited 09-24-2001).] |
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RSWells Member Elite
since 2001-06-17
Posts 2533 |
Now you've done it! We will now worry about you. A giving poetic intent. |
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Butterflies_dont_cry Member Elite
since 2000-03-06
Posts 3733Michigan |
Oh Kit...in your gentle way you have penned my life!!! You brought a smile of understanding and perhaps even let me laugh at myself a little in this wonderful write. I loved it from start to finish...a great piece of verse!!! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
you;re hired!! THANK you!! (great write!!) |
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Alan Senior Member
since 2000-09-12
Posts 1499right next door |
Kit....are you kin to my wife..sounds just like her...good read |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Not sure whether to laugh with you or cry for you. I used to worry, gave it up for Lent one year...never reclaimed it. |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Liz: LOL, thank you Liz. I'll keep writing poetry … no worries there! Lisann: I'm sorry the test results indicated additional surgery Lisann, but I am heartened by the strength and resolve in your response. Take care, and I will continue to keep you both in my prayers. Lady In White: Thank you for this poetic gesture Lady In White … I'm having a cup of tea as I write, and I'll see if I can't sort out a few worries to share, LOL. Illusion: I am sooooo pleased I could give you a smile Illusion. The mail hasn't arrived yet today, but I'll watch for a heavily laden mailman … and don't you worry, I'll take it from there! RSWells: Aw, now don't you go worrying about "me" … that's just my job RSWells. Thank you for these sweet words, much appreciated. Butterflies: Wonderful to see you Butterlies! I'm glad I could give you a little laugh … I had fun laughing at myself when I wrote it. Glad you enjoyed! Doreen: LOL … a new client! Just pop them in the mail Doreen, I'll be waiting. Thanks for enjoying! Alan: LOL … could be Alan, could be. Sounds like she's kin to quite a few of us by the sounds of it though. We're just one big happy family of worriers. Duncan: Oh Duncan … please do laugh "with" me. If you cried for me, then I'd just worry about "you", LOL. Glad to hear you've given it up … it's a nasty habit. Much appreciation to all, /Kit |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
I loved this, absolutely loved this, worry is a killer of the spirit and NO we sure can't take on everyone's problems.....this is a keeper, Kit, thank you! Kathleen |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Kit...no worries will I send your way, just this smile and one word I say...hugs! |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Irish Rose: Thanks for your wonderful response Kathleen! I'm glad you enjoyed, very much appreciated my friend! Martie: LOL ... no worries? No problem ... I'll take the hugs gladly Martie, thank you for the smiles. Much appreciation to you both, /Kit |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Kit, You would not believe how well this describes me. Everyone I showed this poem too thought you wrote it for me *chuckles* Very well written... I loved it. TaraB |
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NapalmsConstantlyConfused
since 2001-05-15
Posts 529 |
hmmmm, how to put this..... i see you've met my girlfriend you know her oh so well, every time you turn around, she rings an alarm bell. she is a wonderful girl, but i wish she would relax, sometimes she starts and i debate whether to give her xanax. i love her deep and true, i do, but OMG please chill; once in a while, i must admit, it drains my very will. meant in a humorous sense, tara, my dear  -napalm I Love The Smell Of Napalm In The AM! |
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SmittenKitten Senior Member
since 2001-06-20
Posts 1131where the sky and horizon meet |
Kit~ Well aren't you the sweetest!  This was a beautiful offer and done with perfect cadence....I will not send my worries your way though, I think you'll have your hands full for quite awhile! Sending hugs and worry-free thoughts, ~Krista  Your beautiful words & creativity allow me to connect with the same in myself. Thank you for having the courage to share yourself so that I can too [This message has been edited by SmittenKitten (edited 09-27-2001).] |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Rosepetals: LOL ... another worrier eh? Looks like we're in the same profession Rosepetals, glad you had some fun with this one! Napalm: ROFL ... what a wonderful poetic response Napalm, LOL @ xanax ... seems she's my long lost sister! Many thanks for this great comment! SmittenKitten: Thank you so much for the sweet words SmittenKitten (love your name by the way!). I'll look forward to some hugs amongst my worry deliveries! Much appreciation to all, /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 09-27-2001).] |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Dear Kit, I'm very sorry I haven't been around A little wrestle with the flu has had me on the ground... Now here I see an offer which could only come from you But I've no worries to pass on - 'cept maybe one or two..... I'm worried that I'm seeing too much hair upon my shoulder And lines show on my face as though my skin were getting older.. I'm worried that my belly will droop down below my waist I'm worried because prunes have taken on a pleasing taste!!  I'm worried that one day all gravity might disappear And everyone will find themselves just floating in the air. I'm worried there's a meteor that's hurtling through space That's gonna smack us someday and wipe out the human race.! I'm worried that my neighbor's dog will come down with the rabies And Mother Nature will decide that men start having babies... I'm worried that one day I'm gonna wind up destitute 'Cause one day women will decide that bugs are really cute!!! I'm worried that one day I will be balder than an eagle And governments will pass a law decaring Spam illegal!! I'm worried as I look for one to spend my whole life through That I am never gonna find someone as sweet as you...  |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
Dear Kit, a wonderful poem which again shows your talents for poetry and humour combined. I always enjoy the read and your ways. Rick |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
Are you taking applications for a co-worrier at this time? Excellent poetry Kit. Entertainment and a smile for the day. I love it. This will go in my library. Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence. |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
*forgetful Jenn runs through a second time and grabs a copy for her library* geesh..  |
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Siofra
since 2000-09-28
Posts 551State of Suspended Passion |
Now this is the kind of service I need. Where do I put in my order? Cute poem, Lady. I am many. |
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Sinister Handed Member
since 2001-08-05
Posts 58 |
Hey, this sounds marketable. Lovely work. You made the smile on my face even bigger. |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
If you need an assistant, I'm game, Kit. If we went to work together, no one else would ever worry again!  God bless America, my home sweet home. |
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paladin
since 2001-08-05
Posts 930Pensacola,Fl. |
Do you worry that you worry too much?My mom is a certified worrier.I am a die hard fatalist.If it's going to happen it will and if it's not going to happen it wont.I learned that in Viet Nam. paladin |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Balladeer: Ah now Michael, you simply make me What a wonderful poem to tickle my worried mind! I've poetically responded to you over here my friend. Thank you so much for this great big grin, many hugs to you. /pip/Forum51/HTML/000431.html Rick: And I always enjoy your wonderful comments Rick, thank you so very much! Temptress: You're most welcome Jenn - And don't you worry, LOL, I'll shout when I need some extra help ... I'm glad I could brighten up your day! Siofra: Just send them on in the mail Siofra ... I'm happy to help, LOL. Thank you! SinisterHanded: I'm glad I could make you smile SinisterHanded .... happy to be of service, and thank you! Elizabeth: ROFL ... thanks Elizabeth! We could create quite a team - no more worries for the world, I love that! Paladin: Well, I do sometimes worry that I worry too much ... which is likely where this poem originated Paladin, LOL. Thanks for enjoying! Much appreciation to all, /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 09-30-2001).] |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
 ;ohboy:  hoboy: I NEED ONE OF THESE TODAY! Sometimes the heart needs the solace of solitude and silence. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I'm so glad I didn't miss this one! *S* This is great, Kit... I loved both poem and responses! *S* |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
/Kit, I know I'm late but it's a price I can afford. So about my children... What a great poem. Thanks. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Temptress: LOL ... Glad I could help Jenn ... send 'em along!  Suthern: Thank you Suthern! I'm glad you didn't miss this one either (I was "worried" about ya!) Many hugs! Larry: Thanks for the kind words Larry ... but there is no price to pay ya know ... I'm free I tell ya, LOL ... now about those children ... Much appreciation to you all, /Kit |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Kit: This is delightful! The rest has been said! A friend of mine who works in real estate was going through a rough period one time and his payments were behind. The company that financed his car called him about his payment as it was two months behind. They said, "Mr Dunlop we're worried about your car payment it's two months behind." To which he replied, "You mean you've been worrying about it?" The woman on the other end replied, "Yes" He said, "You don't know how much better that makes me feel. I've been worrying about it all this time but there's no sense of the two of us worrying about it so why don't you just worry about it and when I get the money I'll send it to you." |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
Kit, I'm worrying again..big time.. HELP!!!!!!!! Sandra |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Kit - I love the way you write. Sort of a Balladeer style that I try to emulate. Nice long sentences writtien without any "cheating" on the sentence structure. As for the worrying, I'm worried you will forget me.  |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Thank you for the offer. You sound like me. I have had mine for so long, I don't know if I can even let the go. I was once told, you can't carry the whole world on your shoulders. |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Kit- What a sweet and thoughtful offer you've made. Unfortunately, I can't take you up on it. You see...if I gave you all my worries, then I'd just end up worrying about what would happen to them after that...LOL! I am the Master Worrier! LOL! Enjoyed this, my friend. Hugs,  ~Vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kit, Yup, free is exactly what I can afford! LOL |
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