Open Poetry #15 |
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response to LJA's "sick of romantic stuff" |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA ![]() |
Poor LongJohn! I can understand why you have had enough Of poetry of loving hearts and that romantic stuff. Must make you feel inadequate and weak, without a doubt To read poems of those things that you don't know a thing about! A cur would never want to read about some pedigrees. He'd be too busy trying to get rid of all his fleas! No peasant wants to read about the joys of royalty When cowpies, flies and horse dung's all he has a chance to see. Your joy is in your pick-up truck and guzzling lukewarm beer And foreplay's just a big word for a hard slap on the rear... Although you follow girls around like some small, loving pup If truth be known, the only thing you ever screwed was.....up. ![]() So I apologize, my friend, for your defensive stance By having you confronted by such strange things like romance. Let's get together, pass some gas, and have a beer or two.. Life's way too short to irritate a good ole boy like you! ![]() |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Now Baladeer I think that you have just bout summed it up Cause LJ only thinks about that damned infernal truck But there's just one thing that I cannot bear to hear Surely LJ, he don't really drink that lukewarm beer Great comeback Bal. ROFLMAO. ![]() ![]() ![]() If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Masked Intruder![]() ![]()
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since 1999-05-23
Posts 1231Near golden sunsets |
Hysterical! *vicious grins* You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep. -- Navajo Proverb |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Balladeer and LJA had just better slow it down a bit....laughing so hard the mascara is running down my cheeks!! Funny stuff! ![]() ~Time has cast a spell on you |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
OK LJA here is your chance to write your pedigree. Show him all those medals you wear as filigree. |
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pandora Member
since 1999-07-26
Posts 184 |
sweet balladeer, you know it's true that longjohn's got his sights on you, he points his words just like a gun and acts like he's already won! but though this is a board, my 'deer, you are not game! the field is clear! perhaps longjohn just needs to vent! who knows his true and real intent...... the sailor's got his trousers on but once he had me on the lawn and started kicking me so hard i tried to hire the armor gaurd! but they did not show up in time so i resorted to some rhyme and quickly pulled his longjohns off! i mewed and scratched and purred and scoffed! i slithered, slinked and got that tar! that sailor could not sail too far! so i have known his feeble try to stick this kitty...... in the eye! your answered verse is oh so FINE!! next time that pirate, he'll be MINE!!! beware pandora's box... |
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Alan Senior Member
since 2000-09-12
Posts 1499right next door |
This is good. Really enjoyed it. alan |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
I think I came to the party late, this just sounds mean although there are some funny lines in it if it weren't directed at a real person...he is real, isn't he? |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
LMAO! These poems are such wonderful fun to read...and no one does it better than you do! On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free. |
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Miss Behavin' Member
since 1999-06-16
Posts 84 |
I heard that LongJohn has returned But has this rumor been confirmed? Pandora says that he was found Out kicking her about the grounds. He's through romancing Justine Uff He'd rather me, for I chew snuff!! If bombshell's what he's looking for He'll never have to ask for more.. And surely he will not complain When I arrive upon a train He'll think that he's got all the luck I've also got a pickup truck.. But somehow I must doubt his word Too much romance? Now that's absurd! Of course I'll ask fair Lorelei If he's romantic or he lies. For LongJohn's known historically To venture in hyperbole... ![]() |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
Oh my goodness, I had a feeling I'd get a giggle from the humour in this come-back2LngJhn poem you've written... ![]() *~coco~* |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Tracey...yep, I hear he does! Thanks for ROFLing ![]() Masked Intruder..a vicious grin is always appreciated! ![]() Enchantress....now THAT'S a sight I'd love to see! ![]() ![]() Sy...his pedigree is as yet unclassified....science is working on it ![]() Pandora...Curse that LongJohn! Not even Pandora's box is safe! ![]() ![]() Alan...I thank you, sir. That's the best I can hope for...appreciate it! ![]() VAS....(1) Yes, you did. (2) No, he's not. Gentle Spirit...it's a lot of fun for me, too, sparring with someone as talented as LongJohn (don't tell him I said that!) ![]() Miss Behavin'..I'll ask Lorelei for ya. She'll be over later ![]() coco....smiles and giggles...thank you, my friend, for such a compliment ![]() |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Thanks, Balladeer, I feel better that he's not a real person, so who's writing with that pseudonym, you? It's probably a secret...a way to banter w/o really arguing, eh? I'm not saying this like I'd like, it must be too early or I need breakfast. |
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Lady In White![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
When it's time to pull a leg, or two or more LJA then Toe then 'Deer show up at the door come to jeer and roast and shout telling the rest what's up and about giving way to their fanciful desires all lined up to start some fires ![]() now we ladies just sit back [take a hint, they're all just hacks!] to watch the preen and strut and bray of these brave fellows as they say ![]() "Where's Long John? Toe? and Balladeer? For all the ladies are right here to watch us in our form supreme for we are mighty well built beings!" ![]() but then! Who walks in the door? Wizard Ron, who quits the roar of Sailor, Toe, and Balladeer with Wizard's Grin says for all to hear, "You're all such fine Gentlemen, what's with the posturing, speechifying talk? When all one needs do is walk the walk and lead the way to Passions' door... follow me, I'll show you tricks, and more!" ![]() Impressed, amazed, and even humbled to the doorway the men all stumbled as Ron showed them out, one by one then quick shut the door, to the Ladies turned and said, "Now, we shall all have our fun!" [This message has been edited by Lady In White (edited 09-07-2001).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
grrr - that's all I can say, right now - grrr - I have never been so maligned. Fortunately, lil sweet Pandora came to my defense (I think she did, but I may be wrong). As for the rest of you naughty naughty people, are you going to allow this bad boy to sling arrows at me? Where's the moderator? What? He IS the Moderator? erk - a response is necessary, I can see. Lemme take some time afk to compose myself. 'Deer - ROFL@Lorelei seeing you soon. Did you know she is in Orlando today? Thanks for the poem, my friend. I noticed VAS appears concerned about our banner. Heh - looks like some ripe pickings here, doesn't it? lol |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
rofg@the both of you........gosh thank you so much for the smiles.....sure needed them today |
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Ain' Miss Behavin' Junior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 25 |
They're not the same - Take it from me For I've met two - They're clearly three! Each one is a distinctive sort Who castigates the rest for sport. Big roaches all fear Balladeer... They run for cover when he's near. And LngJnAg's sooo lover-ly, With Lorelie is where he'll be. Then Toerag travels far and wide, Buzzing 'bout the countryside. There'll be no Miss Behavin' here For LongJohn, Toe, or Balladeer... ![]() For if they can't be gentlemen, The wrath of Nan shall rise again. She'll bring her big eraser out Expunging each if they're a lout. She'll whip each one of them in shape.. ![]() And nary one shall e'er escape. It's time the ladies have their way, So watch out guys, we've much to say. No longer to be taciturn, It's time for us to take our turn... ![]() |
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kaile![]() ![]()
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
i really adored this line the only way you ever screwed was....up |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
WOW oh WOW playground is open I just love to read your poems Balladeer. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Charisma![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
*lol*....Thank you defender of romantic stuff.....as I am one of these Romantic Souls too.... Charisma |
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Carolina Member
since 2001-08-17
Posts 224Myrtle Beach, SC |
Hmmmmmm *perk'n at the "Lorelei is in Orlando" line* ;O Live today as if it's your last. Love today as if it's your first. Lisa |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
VAS....enjoy your breakfast ![]() Lady...Oh, please!! Sucking up to Wizard Ron, are we? Hah! We taught him everything he knows! ![]() ![]() LongJohn...Aha! The light flickers! Lorelei is away...the sailor will play ![]() ![]() Nah, VAS is ok. At least she came to your defense....poor, misguided girl. I'll set her straight... ![]() jellybeans...that's what we shoot for. Gald it was timely! ![]() Nan...oh no! The eraser speaks! ![]() ![]() ![]() faterider..thanks. Me, too...and it fits LongJohn so well... ![]() Titia...thank you, sweet lady! With supporters like you, we will squash that sailor like a bug! ![]() Charisma...romance oozes from every beautiful pore in your body. I will ALWAYS defend you! ![]() Carolina...Don't let him fool ya...he's used that line before. She's probably out getting him beers... ![]() I took the road less traveled..now where the hell AM I??? |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
truth be known, the only thing you ever screwed was.....up - one of the best lines I've read of late, dear Deer. Poor, sweet John, why do you harp on him so? The ladies will be taking sides, but THIS you already know! I'm waivering, you know I am, John's been a friend to me, and he always remembers a certain line of my poetry! (Can you beat that, Deer?) Cor |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
LOL! You both need a whipping! Who wants to be first? That'll show who the real man is! And no strapping cans of spam to the rear posterior for cushion! I'll put my bet on you Deer, cause LJ might head out to sea. If not, well then....TAKE IT and HUSH! LOL ![]() You guys are great. Sincerely, Regina |
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Rex Allen McCoy Member Elite
since 2000-01-30
Posts 2863Sippin a Timmy's in London |
I heard a rumor that LJ has mounted a 'chicken canon' on his boat and is sailing toward Ft. Lauderdale ![]() |
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