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mirror man
Senior Member

since 2001-01-08

Posts 814

0 posted 2001-08-02 07:36 PM

Ode to Elvira

They say your breasts are silicone
and your hair is wired and fake
and all your jokes are not your own
and your shows are second rate.
They even say you’re not a vampire.
And I’m aware they may be right.

But oh, you looook so gooood.
Bite me bite me bite me!

copyright 2000 by mirror man

[This message has been edited by mirror man (edited 08-03-2001).]

Lady In White

Member Elite

since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
USA

1 posted 2001-08-03 08:15 AM

Cute!

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

2 posted 2001-08-03 08:26 AM

(chuckling) Cute... and a nice take on the image..
I enjoyed

mirror man
Senior Member

since 2001-01-08

Posts 814

3 posted 2001-08-03 03:47 PM

Thank you both.

Lady in White: It is rare for a woman to like this.  Most think it's offensive.  Thank you again.

Cpat: yes, the image.  I tried putting her on my desktop, but she comes out all fuzzy.  There's just no competition for the real thing.  This poem actually has a history: I posted it originally at a site hosted by a geezerdude and a neuroticbabe.  The geezerdude wrote a poem to the babe about how she floated his boat, so I figured this poem was okay too.  No so; Elvira was sunk, but the boat floated.  I guess it's in the way one says it.

[This message has been edited by mirror man (edited 08-03-2001).]

Sven

Member Laureate

since 1999-11-23

Posts 14937
East Lansing, MI USA

4 posted 2001-08-04 08:02 PM

now this is funny. . .

I like it. . . great job. . .

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Honeybee
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-26

Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA

5 posted 2001-08-04 08:21 PM

hehehe

You're so witty and cute!

Melissa~

mirror man
Senior Member

since 2001-01-08

Posts 814

6 posted 2001-08-05 10:21 PM

Sven -- thank you. I still like Elvira, wherever she is.

Melissa -- aw, shucks.

vlraynes
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-25

Posts 8229
Somewhere... out there...

7 posted 2001-08-29 03:49 AM

mirror man-
   LOL!  You're a trip!
   Thanks for the chuckle!

   ~vicky

"...until you have read the verse on his
heart, you have not truely met the poet."
-vlraynes

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

8 posted 2001-08-29 05:55 AM

She is one women I would like to bite on a lonely beach on a moonlit night...James

mirror man
Senior Member

since 2001-01-08

Posts 814

9 posted 2001-09-01 12:04 PM

thank you all again.

vicky -- that's what I need, a trip to Elvira.

James -- now I happen to know she prefers heavy breathing.

citizenx
Member

since 2001-07-31

Posts 189
motorcade

10 posted 2001-09-02 05:48 AM

I am laughing at this, Nice biting sarcasm.

"the blizzard of the world has crossed the threshold and it has overturned
the order of the soul" leonard cohen

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